andster

Hello I am Andster I have a few questions for you guys :) Shoot: 1.Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. 2.Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? 3.Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? 4.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? 5.Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? 6.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 7.How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? 8.What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? 9.Where's the egg in an egg roll? 10.Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 11.Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 12.Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 13.What do people in China call their good plates? 14.If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner? 15.If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong? 16.if a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 17.Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"? 18.If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? 19.If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money? 20.Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? 21.If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? 22.Why is it that night falls but day breaks? 23.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 24.How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated? 25.Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups? 26.Can't the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle? 27.Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell? 28.Why won't my bankruptcy attorney accept payments? 29.Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose? 30.Why do Scandinavians keep writing O's and then just crossing them out? 31.What's does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone? 32.Can they prevent me from paying my phone bill in pennies? 33.Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork? 34.Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me? 35.Are there crash courses on how to fly? 36.Shouldn't Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier? 37.Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there? 38.Why does honey come in plastic bears and not plastic bees? 39.When someone is yelling at you in sign language, do you just close your eyes? 40.What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire? 41.Why don't radio stations skip the cash giveaways and play some bloody music? 42.Five bucks a gallon?! Is it time to start crying over spilled milk? 43.Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure? 44.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 45.If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? 46.Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 47.Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?