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:nod: Anyway, what happened?

I saw the play at the Stratford Shakespeare Festival in Canada (which doesn't have very much Shakespeare any more :P). :dazzled:

:nod: :hug:

Now you're calling me an Okie. WHICH I'M NOT Literary jokes? Anyone? Anyone? No? Okay.

Wait, Christina, have you checked the Keeper thread recently? (I think you're the one who's in charge...)

WELL DON'T CALL ME ANNA BANANA :phu:

You didn't make the :charming: face? :disappointed:

Um...Mr. Brightside by The Killers if you somehow don't have it already?

ELASTIC FANTASTIC GET IT RIGHT :phu: (inside joke with Taameen) But we want to know, Brent. :hug:

Fran knows me so well. :lol:

Yes, I will. :lol: Aw, why? :hug:

I'm secular. :blank:

...I just noticed we have an 8-year-old box of mashed potatoes on top of one of the shelves. :lol:

:blank: YES YOU WERE Bye, Fran!

What did you talk about? And why are you sort of depressed today?

Exactly! :lol: I knew it wasn't an insult.

:cheesy: How did the date/dinner go?

:laugh3: :dazzled: ...even though I never watch it. :whistle:

Is the hunch that I'm a complete and total math nerd? :lol:

That was the worst attempt at an insult I've ever seen. :blank: :P u do? :wacko:

I need to lose stomach skin. :blank:

I don't like football. :blank:

Lyrics: You see I've got these problems and no one can solve them I'm embarrassed just to say it outloud either I'm lovin' you the way I should love food or lovin' food the way I should love you It's just who I am I'm not proud CHORUS but baby you look so good I want to sprinkle you on my food and If I could I would eat you Like a five year old eats glue it used to be that my favorite things in the world were food well they still are but now my favorite food is you. We all love Chinese Lo Mein and Snow Peas Sezuan or Moo shoo but I used to want to procreate with every plate that I ate and that's the difference between me and you I couldn't reject sex even with bad tex mex I once kissed a girlled kangaroo Imagine jon belushi makin' out with sushi well that was me before I met you CHORUS BRIDGE Well I must conclude that when you're nude and recently shampooed that my mood is more suited for you than food my potatoes and carrots they need to be stewed but I want to stew you too CHORUS Baby I promise not to eat you though I can't stop wanting to and I'll try to stop makin' out with food You've helped me lose a lot of weight and that's pretty great just another reason I love you CHORUS Song courtesy of Hank Green. :lol:

Lyrics: You see I've got these problems and no one can solve them I'm embarrassed just to say it outloud either I'm lovin' you the way I should love food or lovin' food the way I should love you It's just who I am I'm not proud CHORUS but baby you look so good I want to sprinkle you on my food and If I could I would eat you Like a five year old eats glue it used to be that my favorite things in the world were food well they still are but now my favorite food is you. We all love Chinese Lo Mein and Snow Peas Sezuan or Moo shoo but I used to want to procreate with every plate that I ate and that's the difference between me and you I couldn't reject sex even with bad tex mex I once kissed a girlled kangaroo Imagine jon belushi makin' out with sushi well that was me before I met you CHORUS BRIDGE Well I must conclude that when you're nude and recently shampooed that my mood is more suited for you than food my potatoes and carrots they need to be stewed but I want to stew you too CHORUS Baby I promise not to eat you though I can't stop wanting to and I'll try to stop makin' out with food You've helped me lose a lot of weight and that's pretty great just another reason I love you CHORUS ...that would be a song courtesy of Hank Green. :lol:

It is? /doesn't know anything about Florida. :disappointed: :wacko: