chrismartin_

going to one show :( but its in row 4 cant complain :D but i think im gonna steal my moms xyloband :sneaky:

when a coldplay song comes on in the store as you leave and you freak out and say "THIS IS COLDPLAY" at the top of your lungs and then stay in the store just to listen to it even though you have it on your ipod and most likely to listen to it later on that same day

awww *tilts head* my friend named her ipod "Mylo" and i named mine "Xyloto" :D

^^ THIS when you cant help thinking about what songs they're gonna play at the concert SO. MANY. CHOICES. but i really wanna hear POC live, without rihanna

Shiver- a hall type thing where its really cold and the song is playing as you walk through A coldplay musuem The scientist- where people have to walk backwards for the whole song The Escapist- where people have to escape from somthing rollercoaster named after all the guys all the shops sell coldplay related items like albums, shirts, posters, keychains etc and they will all be called "Roadie 42" ohhh and have like a little question hour at a arena to ask questions to the oracle ;)

that was mine too O.O it was too weird having THAT many of the same pic of chris

When you make coldplay logo shaped pancakes and cookies When you freak out because Chris was wearing the same colored watch last night at the Brits Whenever you hear someone say Grammys you start rewatching the perfromance in your head When you have a dream about chris dieing and you wake up crying like he really did

i know, hes just too sweet and HANDSOME!!!!

Breaking: just read on tumblr that someone read someplace that Guy (and his sexiness) has a girlfriend, i dont know if its true........ :furious3:

when you make chris's x&y rings out of duct tape and wear them everyday along with the equal sign on the same hand and paint on the other (i love mixing together all the eras)

when you see this and its like OHMIGOD chris is staring at me!! :dazzled:

THIS. i do it too. I even take the liberty of owning all of the 'Mylo Era' trousers, pants, jeans whatever you call them. Guys burnt orange ones were soo had to find

When you have 4 elephants all named after the guys :') When your supposed to be doing a project at school but you watch coldplay vids instead :nod:

i know, i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and she keeps telling me to stop listening to CP or ill like not like them anymore before we see them in july, whatever I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!! :)

i tried last night when we were out shopping, i was like me: ya know, coldplaying, that website that i get on ALOT my mom: yeah, and me: i want you to get on there and read most of the stuff, its hilarious all the stuff we post on there my mom: ummmmmmm, no me: *tears slowly becoming waterfalls*

it was soooo awkward, then i said i would rather be the piano, i mean who wouldnt want to be sweated and dry humped by chris ;) when you and your friend are making a fanfic of us meeting them when you get all "i wanna punch you in the face" mood cuz someone said Nickelback is better than Coldplay

When you orgasim over the beginning of this, wait screw that the whole song [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt1R-iqofKU]Coldplay - The Man who Swears (Demo) - YouTube[/ame]

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

when you beg your mom to buy a watch that looks EXACTLY like jonnys red one when you get all pissed when someone spells Poilitc instead of Poilitk, and when you get all mad when someone says ColdGAY instead of Coldplay when the first time you watch a everton football game and Fellaini makes you think of Guy (i know, he looks NOTHING like him, its just his hair)

when you buy a pair of shoes just to spray paint them mylo-ish "look at that cake, look how they iced it for jon.." "lights go out and i cant be saved, jonnys gonna eat me later, they put me in a big box.." (from a cakes pov)

WANNTTTT lol good thing my birthdays in november :) *starts planning to get one for the concert in july :dance:*

when you make a parody of "Viva La Vida" saying "Jonny La Cakes" "i used to eat cake, cake would rise in the oven when i baked it, now in the morning i eat it for breakfast, chocolate cake is freaking amazing. (chours) now i see cake on my bed at night, dream about eating it all the time, cake be my wife and my daughter, i love you so much i wrote a song about you, for some reason i cant explain, i love cake so much that i didnt know what i did without cake in my mouth cake (in tune with viva chant)'

When one of your moms friends from work is british and you think he personally knows anyone from coldplay. and you one of those groups on here for jonny and his obession with cake

:jonny: *singing "Every tear, every teardrop is a waterfall" and then starts singing "Every cake, every cake is really good", then jumps off stage* "Why do you have cake on your shirt, and does it say "Jonny Buckland + cake" inside a heart on the back? Me: errrrrrr, long story. :jonny: Well, can you make it short?? Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no *:chris: comes over* :Chris: Howd you know Jonny wants to have sex with cake? Me: i didnt know that :jonny: *looks at :chris:* Now how long is this story? Me: Very long, it will probably last until the start of your concert. :Chris: Then, i guess your gonna have to tell us later Me: I guess :jonny: We cant take her backstage Me: Yes, you can. :Chris: and :jonny: take me backstage and i tell him the story while we have cake.

:shocked2: :awesome: we have another Cake Brigade member here! :lol: i think we should make t-shirts so people would ask what it is best idea ever!! oh and when your making a thing for one of your classes and you put "politik" instead of "politics" :nod: anddd when you try and play "politik" on your old rock band drums and see if your glasses fly off, and then they do :facepalm: