-When you own every B-side by Coldplay
-When you think about Coldplay daily
-When you meet someone and find that they are Coldplay fans and you instantly become best friends
-When you yell at your teacher because he said he hates Coldplay :o (I let him have it... he apologized :D )
-When a Coldplay song plays in public and you either
a) Become creepy and freeze 'till the song's over or
b) Can't help it... you make a little sqeaky noise :speechless: