fadedglory2076

THAT'S IT........BITCH!!!! :-x *screams*

*runs toward sam with knife* i think this is the most interesting action this board has ever seen

oh my! yes, i have some fresh lemonade and cookies in the over for you dearies!

SAAAAM you're cheating on me again :cry: why do you forsake me *grabs knife* no, not really

of course! *curtsey* anything else dear?

good golly miss molly! right away!

*smooths skirt* *primps hair* *puts on apron* i'm in the kitchen, would anyone like a scone and tea?

gee golly gosh!

coming to join the fun eh? :shock: :shrug: will you still go steady with me *cling* ok ok, fine can cuss out 'oh honey'? i mean ohhh why would i want to do that *pinches own cheek* tee hee *prances*

lol even i am and i'm not a shit stirrer normally.........the neighborhood's too quiet lauren, too quiet

coming to join the fun eh? :shock: :shrug: will you still go steady with me *cling*

FUUUUUCK :twisted: I'M COMING FOR YOU SAM AND LAUREN

my alta vista translator doesn't compute i want your big boobies :P hmmmm i don't have big boobs

lol everyone's so squeaky clean and never swear or anything.... i mean i'm a prude and i think this place is a bit up tight...

my alta vista translator doesn't compute

SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN BITCH I HATE YOU SAM!! I HATE YOU "OH HONEY" AND BECKY SUE AND LAUREN WHYYY! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SO MISERABLE! I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED *SOB* AND HERE I AM STUCK IN THE 1950S BOARD WITH A CHEATING BOY FRIEND AND SKANKY GIRLS OHHH THE AGONY :shock: ;)

wait i pic for me or lauren HEY LAUREN welcome to the 1950s

LMAO

just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! GOD! i'm the starting quarterback! AND I'M THE HEAD CHEERLEADER oh we go together sam like "bop shoo bop ramalama ding dong!" ya know! like Grease! Please! you can't leave me! I'll just DIE! fine i'll GO to the spring formal with you but thats it! I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME!.......errr uh i mean, thank's sam, you're swell to go to the spring formal with me :D

oh, didnt you know? yan is bi-sexual. im sure he would marry me, i mean, i can be his trophy wife that he has always wanted! golly gee i don't get to talk to him as much as you do and i thought he said he was only when drunk so that's why i said that fresh baked cookie? ah, no it has been clarified. he thought he was full-on queer but then he realised that he likes the lady love too ;) mostly from me oo, yes please and a glass of soy milk we'll have to talk more on this later, i want to know everything about my dear friend yan, we must all sit down and catch up with pie in the ddr thread we should, you should just get messenger. it would make things so much easier. GAH damn huge quote things.....well yan should get aim then too

i should like to talk to her about that sometime

oh, didnt you know? yan is bi-sexual. im sure he would marry me, i mean, i can be his trophy wife that he has always wanted! golly gee i don't get to talk to him as much as you do and i thought he said he was only when drunk so that's why i said that fresh baked cookie? ah, no it has been clarified. he thought he was full-on queer but then he realised that he likes the lady love too ;) mostly from me oo, yes please and a glass of soy milk we'll have to talk more on this later, i want to know everything about my dear friend yan, we must all sit down and catch up with pie in the ddr thread

just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! GOD! i'm the starting quarterback! AND I'M THE HEAD CHEERLEADER oh we go together sam like "bop shoo bop ramalama ding dong!" ya know! like Grease! Please! you can't leave me! I'll just DIE!

see THIS is why, you're clingy! *shakes you off* i'm gonna go get drunk and drive around *whimpers* *eye twitches* but honey, i thought you'd quit drinking for me? oh do i mean nothing to you?

oh, didnt you know? yan is bi-sexual. im sure he would marry me, i mean, i can be his trophy wife that he has always wanted! golly gee i don't get to talk to him as much as you do and i thought he said he was only when drunk so that's why i said that fresh baked cookie?