10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

 

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

 

 

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

 

1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

 

 

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

 

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. Post this up, if you think this is true

:lol: Its funny 'cos its true....kinda.

:lol: God, I totally relate the hispanic ones with actually hispanic people... :lol:

 

stereotypes... always funny... always true... :P

 

 

...Zu

so true, it almost hurts! :bigcry:

 

good one Maria, as always :rolleyes:

 

and you know you are a true latino when you say "confleys" instead of corn flakes!

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

ahhh i hate that ^^^^ joke because i noticed it one day and almost cried fro how true it was!

 

throw your hands up my latinos!!!! :D

Those are really funny!! Only thing is that I still think kissing my pets is okay. :confused: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

But I'm all for whooping a kid's behind! :D :D :lol: :lol:

where did the asians go?

 

:confused:

 

:P

yeah

yea lol

Yeah, to be fair we should make fun of everybody equally. :lol:

My grandma is 100% Japanese and because she's shorter than everyone else (which is pretty normal of most asians to be less than 5'4), some of my brother's *obnoxious* friends call her a 'midget' and I just tell them that she's "space efficient" compared to other obese counterparts. :lol: :lol:

EVLIS IS NOT DEAD!!!!!! :stunned: :stunned:

 

but its funny indeed :lol: :lol:

so true, it almost hurts! :bigcry:

 

good one Maria, as always :rolleyes:

 

and you know you are a true latino when you say "confleys" instead of corn flakes!

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA CONFLEYS! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh1:

where's the :chinese:..... :lol: :lol:

mwahahahahahha :lol:

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