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Ok I'm in there now, and people keep joining and leaving quicker than you can say bumsex. What the fuck?

bumsex

 

 

 

 

 

sorry couldnt resist

 

 

as you were... :)

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bumsex

 

 

 

 

 

sorry couldnt resist

 

 

as you were... :)

 

Haha sorry, you see my friend has an obsession with bumsex (well not really, but you know what I mean, hopefully) and she's been staying with me for almost two weeks... Hehe.

:lol: BUMSEX!! hahaha..that's hilarious!! :)

 

I'm Laura, pleasure to meet ya!

LOL hahhaha..noooo, I was referring to your comment "people are leaving faster than you can say bumsex", so i said bumsex and left! :dozey: ;)

 

 

bumsex

 

*leaves*

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Hi Laura, I'm Helene, nice to meet you too ..

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LOL hahhaha..noooo, I was referring to your comment "people are leaving faster than you can say bumsex", so i said bumsex and left! :dozey: ;)

 

 

bumsex

 

*leaves*

 

I'm not THAT blonde.. :p

:lol: awww...blonde! hahaha :lol:

 

Greg, you are a nut! BUMSEX!! LOL!! That'll keep me laughing all day!!

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Do people usually use the chat?

:lol: :lol:

 

well a minute ago you were Marvin!! ;) just kidding, Hi my name's Greg, i'm blonde, pleased to meet you :)

bbbbbbbbbbbumsex..weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*runs*

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:lol: :lol:

 

well a minute ago you were Marvin!! ;) just kidding, Hi my name's Greg, i'm blonde, pleased to meet you :)

 

Shhh. No, I wasn't. Hi! :)

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bbbbbbbbbbbumsex..weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*runs*

 

Sex uppp your bottooommmmm

who?? WHAT!?? WHERE!!??? THE BELLS!! THE BELLS!! HI i'm quasimodo and i'm an olympic freebaser

 

can i merge the 2 and call you melene?

greg you are crackers withcheesess.gif

cool! thanks fifi! Best compliment i've had in a while!

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who?? WHAT!?? WHERE!!??? THE BELLS!! THE BELLS!! HI i'm quasimodo and i'm an olympic freebaser

 

can i merge the 2 and call you melene?

 

I do believe you lost me somewhere on the donut.

 

*feels left out and cries emo emo tears*

anytime greg!!! :lol: :P

who?? WHAT!?? WHERE!!??? THE BELLS!! THE BELLS!! HI i'm quasimodo and i'm an olympic freebaser

 

can i merge the 2 and call you melene?

 

I do believe you lost me somewhere on the donut.

 

*feels left out and cries emo emo tears*

 

don't worry, i lose most people eventually...i've lost myself so many times the karma police have given up searching...im beyond your emo tears though, i'm post-emo...

you see my friend has an obsession with bumsex (well not really, but you know what I mean, hopefully)

 

and im sure thats quite healthy....................................................but probably not, you should make her a t-shirt that says bumsex in big bold letters! oh and im andrew nice to meet you

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who?? WHAT!?? WHERE!!??? THE BELLS!! THE BELLS!! HI i'm quasimodo and i'm an olympic freebaser

 

can i merge the 2 and call you melene?

 

I do believe you lost me somewhere on the donut.

 

*feels left out and cries emo emo tears*

 

don't worry, i lose most people eventually...i've lost myself so many times the karma police have given up searching...im beyond your emo tears though, i'm post-emo...

 

Haha ok..

 

Emo jokes never get old. :D

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and im sure thats quite healthy....................................................but probably not' date=' you should make her a t-shirt that says bumsex in big bold letters! oh and im andrew nice to meet you[/quote']

 

Haha no I should make her one that says "I like penis in my bum" cause she wrote it on my back, wouldn't come off for days

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