DrPolitik

attention Museaholics: I'm selling a standing tic for Muse at Nottingham on the 28th on ebay currently if you all want to get your bids in, it's a 5 day auction and you gotta be in it to win it so get your asses over to: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2203622988&category=16067 this has been another shameless self promotion post. That is all thank you.

out too :cool:

mmmmmm 64 pages of good ol fashioned geek luvvin..mmmmmmmmm :kiss:

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sure was! :blush:

my baby's back :)

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i'm the chris martin, the real chris martin all you other chris martin's are just imitating..will the real chris martin please stand up please stand up...:dozey:

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aaaaaaaah the buddie program!!! :D YES!! LOL AAAAAAHhhhh those early days were tough, my darkest hour, but Laura bless her, little trooper that she is she nursed me along.....and she's probably regretting it!! :lol: She's created a monster :stunned: j/k Laura :D

my best friends wedding mine: "The price is WRONG Bitch!!!" :lol:

johnny: I really don't know who these 3 are anymore, and I just want to go to Disneyland and SeaWorld and ride a whale but they said no and i'm sick of being taken for granted...they'll be sorry....i'll be the one with the unplugged session one day and these fucks will be humping my bags around the whole world...one day, one day... Chris: My arm hurts...I shouldn't have tried to wrestle that bouncer last night... Guy: My porn star look is nearly complete...little do these fucks know i've got a few shoots booked while i'm here...mwahahahaaaa Will: I was promised Porn Stars on the bus last night and i'm a little bit miffed as to why three middle aged men turned up in track suits carrying duffle bags and motioning to Chris to meet at the back.....hmmmmm what's that asshole hiding from me???

sings in his head: "teenage angst has paid off well, now i'm bored and old..." :dozey:

:lol: that's probably what they were thinking :D ;)

:cool: no prob...laughter keeps the demons at bay... :stunned: :dozey: cya :cool:

"Keep on that one, I'll take these two. :stunned: :lol: off to bed? Oh, what time is it in OZ then?

the 2nd list is the most hilarious! esp #'s 8 & 10! ROTFL :lol:

ooooook here we gooooooooooooooo LOL Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope" 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!" ... Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back" 1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!" 2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?" 4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..." 7. "Control, control! You must learn control!" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" ... Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi" 1. "Rise, my friend." 2. "Open the back door!" 3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!" 4. "It's just a dead animal..." 5. "Not bad for a little furball." 6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?" 7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?" 8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two." 9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!" 10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie." From: [email protected] (David Martin) Date: 4 Dec 1994 19:19:41 GMT And now, our new list of sexually slanted lines from Return of the Jedi: 13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO) 12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han) 11. "I look forward to completing your training. I time you will call me master." (Emporer) 10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia) 9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO) 8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." (Lando) 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke) 6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO) 5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." (Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." (Darth) 4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando) 3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han) 2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han) 1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)

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oh lordy, ok i jusr discovered "Sexually titled lines from Star Wars and i'm LMAO...you ready?

The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DQ Centre. Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff,please. Operator : I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct? Caller : Well,it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the "B" fell off. Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator : Woven? Are you sure? Caller : Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland. Caller : I'd like the RSPCA please. Operator : Where are you calling from? Caller : The living room Caller : The water board please. Operator : Which department? Caller : Tap water. Operator : How are you spelling that? Caller : With letters. Caller : I'd like the number for a reverend in Cardiff, please. Operator : Do you have his name? Caller : No, but he has a dog named Ben. Caller : The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please. Operator : You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers? On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told the worried operator: "I haven't got a pen so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on :o :lol:

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the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. :cool: