Everything posted by MrNick
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The Coldplaying Pub.
That wouldn't be prudent?
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The Coldplaying Pub.
That's what happens when you spend a lifetime cleaning straws with your mouth.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement. I had a good career, lots of ups and downs, but all in all I came out on top. But, sometimes a new, young buck comes around and just gets the best of you and you realize it's just time to go out gracefully.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Oh wow, you're right! I just needed the right person to show me after all these years of trying to use hand generated power.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
An outlet between two legs? Legs of my bed I mean.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
It's too bad my joystick runs out of batteries quickly.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
I'm guessing you're as good with your hands as you are at cleaning straws?
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Well, I can't compete with that. :shocked2:
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Post a pic of your pet
You don't know how much I wish I did.
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Pictures, webcams, mugshots etc etc etc
I get this often.
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Post a pic of your pet
I only lied about being a thief.
- Post a pic of your pet
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Hey hey hey, I can call myself that but you can't!
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Okay okay, I'm a manwhore.
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What are you thinking right now?
I got a lucky hand.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
I live the celibate life.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Depends on what you mean by play? :wink3:
- bored
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I'm glad I'm not a girl
Well it's only fair since you've been so nice to mine.
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Guess this means I won?
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I'm glad I'm not a girl
Well this is just awkward to say the least.
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bored
I thought you were the cyborg version of Hotplay00070?
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Paper clips can be quite useful?
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Well duh silly. What else would you use a straw for?
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Well, there's always room for you.