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🚀COLDPLAY PREMIERE THEIR NEW SINGLE 'HIGHER POWER' FROM SPACE✨

MrNick

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  1. That's what happens when you spend a lifetime cleaning straws with your mouth.
  2. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement. I had a good career, lots of ups and downs, but all in all I came out on top. But, sometimes a new, young buck comes around and just gets the best of you and you realize it's just time to go out gracefully.
  3. Oh wow, you're right! I just needed the right person to show me after all these years of trying to use hand generated power.
  4. An outlet between two legs? Legs of my bed I mean.
  5. It's too bad my joystick runs out of batteries quickly.
  6. I'm guessing you're as good with your hands as you are at cleaning straws?
  7. Well, I can't compete with that. :shocked2:
  8. You don't know how much I wish I did.
  9. I only lied about being a thief.
  10. Hey hey hey, I can call myself that but you can't!
  11. Okay okay, I'm a manwhore.
  12. Depends on what you mean by play? :wink3:
  13. MrNick

    bored

    Too. Fucking. Far. Indya.
  14. Well it's only fair since you've been so nice to mine.
  15. Well this is just awkward to say the least.
  16. MrNick

    bored

    I thought you were the cyborg version of Hotplay00070?
  17. Paper clips can be quite useful?
  18. Well duh silly. What else would you use a straw for?
  19. Well, there's always room for you.
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