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  1. That's what happens when you spend a lifetime cleaning straws with your mouth.
  2. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement. I had a good career, lots of ups and downs, but all in all I came out on top. But, sometimes a new, young buck comes around and just gets the best of you and you realize it's just time to go out gracefully.
  3. Oh wow, you're right! I just needed the right person to show me after all these years of trying to use hand generated power.
  4. An outlet between two legs? Legs of my bed I mean.
  5. It's too bad my joystick runs out of batteries quickly.
  6. I'm guessing you're as good with your hands as you are at cleaning straws?
  7. Well, I can't compete with that. :shocked2:
  8. You don't know how much I wish I did.
  9. I only lied about being a thief.
  10. Hey hey hey, I can call myself that but you can't!
  11. Okay okay, I'm a manwhore.
  12. Depends on what you mean by play? :wink3:
  13. MrNick


    Too. Fucking. Far. Indya.
  14. Well it's only fair since you've been so nice to mine.
  15. Well this is just awkward to say the least.
  16. MrNick


    I thought you were the cyborg version of Hotplay00070?
  17. Paper clips can be quite useful?
  18. Well duh silly. What else would you use a straw for?
  19. Well, there's always room for you.
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