Sambo3000

There should be a Mark Joke Thread, where Mark posts all his jokes and puts a :P at the end. :P :P :P

Get over it, that was ages ago. :dozey:

It said clean ( :uhoh: )..not only are your jokes bad, Mark...you're going blind. :P

Yes....I know..you certainly are an odd one.

Answer these 5 questions...If you want. 1. How often do you shower? 2. How many hours excercise do you do a day? (running, playing sports, gym,etc.) 3. What do you normally have for lunch? 4. Do you CLEAN your teeth twice a day? 5. Do you eat 3 meals a day? (ie breakfast, lunch, dinner) 1. Once a day. 2. 1 hour 3. Sandwiches, fruit, crisps (in school). Pasta (not in school) 4. Yes 5. Yes I know its not very thorough...its actually pretty lame. Ah well. :)

You have to remeber something..... Someone doesn't just say "oh, I dont have any money...I'll beg!" It must be a fairly difficult decision to make, to go and ask for other peoples money. Imagine how demoralising it is. Maybe Im wrong...

I feel about 7 and a half/8 hours does me. I sleep for more at weekends, but I normally get 8 hours or less....mostly less. :dozey:

Ahhh...im not that smart. :tryingtobemodest: Ok, toodle ooh Sofia.

A good bar of chocolate does it for me...preferebly with nuts or something in it. Im not really into sweets...like chewy sugary bars. Im also addicted to chewing gum....dunno if thats classed as a sweet. :uhoh:

Oh, well then maybe you shouldn't burn it.....hmm....I can think of a solution....you might just have to read it!

Read the book.....your school work depends on it! :angry: :dozey: Only kidding....burn it Sofia...burn the book.

Yeah, I agree...when you're finished something and hand it up and you know you never have to look at it again.

I dont like cheese.....unless its melted.

Yes...I am! The next know some Spanish.

:\ Well..once or twice....how did you know?? :lol: The next has a really exciting life.

Yeah, its too late here as well! False. The next poster has more than 5000 posts.

Its when someones top teeth go over their bottom teeth.....I think. (thinking:

I agree, Reilly....instead of sole threads dedicated to someone, its a group thread. And its the same people talking to the same people. But, in fairness....how do you get to know new people here? Its fairly daunting for new people to see all these threads....

When you've got a high grade in an exam? When you've got a promotion in work? When you've helped friends? When you've done charity work? When you've completed a task of some sort... Or....I dunno...??

:lol: Its good to have your humour back Mark......:dozey: Taken up Sudoku yet?

Oh..I am on MSN!! :P The next poster wants to visit London.....

no no no......Im not a girl! :uhoh: I was too slow. :rolleyes:

ermmmmm....true! :nice: The next is on MSN

My Little Pony is still around!! I mean......I dont know....:uhoh2:

:uhoh: Ok.......I think. I'll get it cut, my decision was based entirely on your commments. :blank: