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the underwears have great powers !!! :bigcry: they are hard to resist !!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

they are trying to make me gay :disappointed: and it is working :dead: they are using these: :dead:

help .

:dead: i can barely breathe

:bomb: dirty things!! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

:shame: you caught me :sneaky:

^nothing? :lol:

possibly :thinking: this is beyond my level of comprehension, though

once you fetch chris's briefs, his junk is about all you can think :sick:

once you go thespian, you can never be unlesbianed? :uhoh2::uhoh:

once you go coldplay, you can never be ungayed :dead:

your. sig. turns. me. on. :dead:

:dead: i will save a little fight in him for you guys :heart: :kiss:

you :heart:

:dead:

just for chris :mellow:

you can have those :nice: I will return him at 10 :nice: asian pacific time :love::allnightlong:

:lol:awwwww i was so looking for this the other da....... i mean my friend was......? :P

:stunned: you mean the wadded tissues? :wacky:

come with me chrissy :love: :love: :love: :truelove::waffles:

and while you have his briefs............. :wink3: i have the rest of him :curtain: :escaping: :devil: :devil: :devil:

those are not mine btw :uhoh: I found them on the internet :uhoh2:

back puppy! back! :whip: i have a treat for you :kiss: they are chris martin's briefs, :o fetch! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

i'm not trying to be rude, i just am not a normal person :confused: and i really can't have a normal conversation

I will eat it all :sneaky: but chris will be all slayed when we return him :gorgeous::whip: :drool: