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i want someone to make me do things

http://twitter.com/gehalgod i don't know if i'll even use it so there ya go

i'm hungry ecause i ate sushi for lunch

:lol: i will try to imagine being arrested :disappointed:

:lol: yes, you lie because because because you are a LYING LIAR WHO LIES1! :bigcry:

i fall for men in uniform :disappointed:

:lol: an oil tanker spills :shame:

*talks to policeman :charming: your ocean and my ocean meet in a crash of waves :lips: a volcano explodes underwater, causing a tsunami :whip: the wind howls through the rich wild rainforests.

she lies! :bigcry:

i was the big brother that got taken away by the police :disappointed:

:lol: sometimes my ideas are bad :disappointed: but the intentions are good :wacky: :huh: i only intended for you to love me more :heart:

I CAN'T STOP THIS BREATHING ::stunned: :lol: nah, i love you all like little sisters :heart:

oh we really should stop :uhoh: this talk is too much for me :bomb: :stunned:

:laugh3::o this one really cracked me up :cool::sneaky:

you handcuff me to the post, and search me :charming: :: bends over :: :policeman: :lock:

in the great plains :wink3: but safaris are dangerous :disappointed: sometimes there are . . . vernacular diseases :uhoh:

this sounds lesbian :uhoh: :lipsrsealed2:

oh, but when you make it illegal it is that much more tempting to do :sneaky: my facilities are pumping too much pollution :wink3: sadly, this was much more funny in my head :disappointed:

ew, that was too much love :sick: now i'm all icky

^:laugh3: I don't know what that last one means!

a polar bear is floating on the ice. . . . . . :sneaky:

my carbon footprint slowly pushes up your global temperature, while our glaciers melt in the ocean. Your moons drift slowly down to a half shade in the pleasure of my warm shades. . . :sneaky:

i will just make metaphors so you can ignore it :lol:

whoOoOpPeieeeeeeeidcy,.m78: now make 20,000 more by 9 PM :whip::sneaky:

awwwww :heart: we love you that way too :nice: