Everything posted by Best u Can
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
i noticed that right away too :sick: amo tu queso azul :wink3:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
you are the most beautiful pimp evar ! :cheesy: :hug: Ahora! Me das mucho queso! :lips: lol... my head is aching too... I need you fuzzy dave! :bigcry: *looks more*
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:bigcry: I can't find my aweshum Davey fuzzehman pic *diesaloneinthecornerwithadoll*
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:lips: isn't he beautiful? i have more :sneaky:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
i don't envy you :wacky: you can use GIMP .... :sick: gimp for pimps... that must be a nasty program ur gonna use me to your advantage! :bigcry: :mellow: is this the master moderator pimp in control?
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
awww :cheesy: i can imagine all the hours and hours of fun i will have on this couch with the davey doll :sneaky: come to me, lover :surprised:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:bigcry: I don't want to live in this world without dave matthews :shame: :cheesy: did you expect any better? At least dee cares about my davey doll! :snobby:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Master wins! :cheesy: just as long as the rest of the people in the world make 0$ so the only person to afford me is dee :wacky:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
awwwwwwww :blush: that was almost romantic, if you just ignore the first part :wacky: hahaha :sick: I like it, but the doll thing scares me just a little....
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:surprised: do you mean I can get off the floor? :bigcry: but she lets me sleep on a couch! ha! proof! you have a fetish for ripping the shirts off of little muse-ish looking dolls..... :sick: how much of this is really true? :sick: are we destroying your soul, dee? :bigcry:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
the world will be a beautiful place :blush: everyone will love coldplay :singer: the sky will turn pink with purple clouds :sunny: every girl and boy will have flowers brought to them :daisy: except for Dee's doll :sick: and i will still be a 1$ ho :shame:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
you can have me free if you got some crack :charming:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
you can have me free if you got some crack :charming:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
dee is twice as much, because she has a fetish :sick:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:blush: why, I am flattered! :uhoh2: :uhoh: a pimp-moderator .... isn't that too much power ? :crown:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
DEE! SHE IS THE 2 DOLLAR HOE! :bigcry: I'm the cheap whore, 1$ :disappointed:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:cheesy: :stunned: hooker fight! :cheesy: *clings to both of them* :wacky:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
hahahahahahahahahahahaha! :dead: :lips: you are teh best pimp :surprised: what's my first duty? does matt come after, or before?
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
this almost made me feel guilty for being a hooker :disappointed:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
*changes user title*
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
hello dee, my fellow hooker friend and the only one who understands our mattlove :mellow:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
to "yessssssssssssss" ? :uhoh:
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be the last!
no :sick: he used to do it all the time, but I think he gave up because he realized that I don't have one :bigcry:
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Ren,
i'm a sweet innocent angel, who sometimes eats dinosaurs :surprised: thank you for noticing! julie, this is you :hug:
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be the last!
actually that's a lie, i chose him because he is black :smug: take that!