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stop using big fancy words! :bigcry: it hurts my brainsickles

lol...... somehow I don't think I would care that much about kissing anyone..... i would be mad at all those girls for not caring in the first place :whip:

lol... you had me until "perturbation" :disappointed: that's a fancy word, and I don speak dem words, cus I'm from da souf :cowboy: it's true that a lot of times small talk with strangers leads to a much better conversation.... but maybe it's just because i'm lazy that i won't even try.... but compliments are a good idea :cheesy: I will try that... lol... that reminds me of the jeopardy skit: I'll take anal bum cover for 200 :wacky:

is your head a little squished on the right side? :wacky:

yes and I learned that from a pathetic boring book... but yes... sometimes I wish it was implemented today :P well I would take a gun with me and shoot while kissing of course :charming:

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hey, that's not nice! :bigcry: why do you assume that I'm a pedophile? :disappointed:

you are just so attractive to all the ugly old fat homeless boys, it's just a curse you gotta go with

i think one day I'm just going to say "hey bitch" to someone...... see how that goes :julangel: super cool

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mayday used to be a holiday where people acted like it was the end of the world, kissing and stuff.... it almost sounds like a ramped up valentines

because I would shoot them

lol.... i always think of musicians wearing sunglasses oh yeah baby :cool:

shhh, the alien baby is listening :ears:

ah....... and when you meet someone............ or when I do........ I just say "hello" or "howdy" or something lame........ so it's partly my fault too....... we need to invent a new way to say hello that isn't hello ........ kind of like I do on msn :wacky: lol..... I have met some good friends with mistakes before..... like I thought they were someone else from the past or whatever....... never met someone who looks like my imaginary friends, though..... but I did meet someone who looked like someone I dreamt about just one time :P do you think there's another way to say hello besides hello? :P :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: you are such a sweet-talker julie :heart: you know how to charm a creepy old homeless man :lips:

they do, it's right here :wacky: ::: :devil:

now this is turning out to be depressing thinking of the end of the world :rolleyes: but if it was the end of the world... you know how people would do all sorts of crazy things... well I don't think I would care anymore... i mean if we are about to die, will something temporary make us happy? i'm sure I wouldn't do something like work though lol.... maybe I would just walk out in the street and a million girls would kiss me since I am the last sexy man they will see :charming:

awww... now you're making me seriously jealous but I can't look at things up close, comfortably with them on... like a monitor which I look at all the time... at work and at home :disappointed: even when I'm driving at work, i'm looking at a tablet screen... and it hurts my peripheral vision to use them as well... :uhoh: yeah but if I was going to a club I guess I would wear them to be cool :wacky:

angels who make me share a box with justin timberlake's :censored: ?

you bought a hopelessly depressing book! :bigcry: what is wrong with you!!! I always had friends in high school (like 5 friends lol) who I could really communicate with and talk and talk and talk like you and I do.... I feel guilty all the time for not talking to people and not trying.... I literally hate making small talk or talking about football or sports or school, etc... But it is sooooo worth it when we meet the right people, right? I have a few friends who are just intelligent/immature enough to keep a conversation with me, and it's always totally fun :wacky:

lol really? do you have reading glasses as well?

one more reason I am literally scared of seeing you in real life :uhoh:

if the world ends, I hope there is a muse concert... otherwise I'M NOT GOING! :smug: I'm going downnn dowwnnnn :devil:

hey iz :hug: what's the book?

which is just like what I am in real life :P .......... my problem in the real world is that I abhor small talk :disappointed: