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I am just a selfless man who is willing to get pregnant and have the baby through my you-know-what :uhoh: *tries not to think about it*

I felt that way the first time Ren got me pregnant :( :hug: :support: maybe you're tired, because honestly, that's when I feel the most lame

:surprised: you ARE a girl? :lips: come to daddy

make me pregnant :lips: (another pickup line of mine)

you're probably thinking... well then YOU CARRY IT :lol: I would if I could :hug:

ohhhh, that's right. You DO NEED A COOKIE :wideeyed: I am so jealous that you have a cute baby in the oven

ewwww, you're like a girl or something :sick: hysteria is one of the bestest :heart: plug in baby or microcuts are my favorite, though

if you find the cookie that creates happiness, please show me what you found :uhoh: It better be choclolate chip :wacky: I'm sorry about that iz... I felt rather crappy today as well until I had some pills :wacky: (for a headache :P)

"hysteria" will blow your mind

or this

listen to "plug in baby" it's one of their older songs

oh no :( what's wrong?

wow :shame: it depends what you like man... they have a lot of different stuff

no, but you are the one saving them to your hard drive :sick: I always wondered why my neutered kitties like to hug each other :shifty:

oh, that's smart... you can also get amazon gift cards at walmart I think...

what is eric doing with that fuzzy mouse toy? :sick:

ew :sick: now I won't look at my kitty's toys the same

losa :charming: sorry :heart:

well you could use itunes or amazon :P those are safe

perv :whip: you will be our toy :heart:

hello ana :nice: you lose :mellow:

oh no :surprised: we need to clean up after everyone's mess? :sick: or let's make just a little more mess :sneaky: Will they find our hiding place :vanish: Is this our last embrace :cowboy: :gorgeous: Or will the walls start caving in? :lock:

2 songs? boy! you need all of their albums :dance:

bye mommy :lips: big smoochysmooch for u

if a man talked to me that way, he could pick me up :love: