Best u Can

oh man... I will have to go with not showering, because I can still wash my hands and ... are feet allowed? but i wear flip flops so my feet dont get ewy... plus my hair is very short smelling like a moose, or being hairy as a moose

meritocracy

so true, i will ask my children to do favors for me from inside my cage. Hey (soandso) will you do the dishes? and little (othersoandso) will you hand me the remote, I cant reach past these bars

mahogany

you will never be allowed to have kittens or children. at least i can have children :smug: :disappointed:

mere

both legs going to bed or feeling tired?

no, I haven't. how are they?

dear

doodoo

humans don't taste very good, or so i hear

blind, definitely blind, or no feeling

oh that's right... :uhoh: I forgot it wasn't dr. seuss.... but it was a good one... it's with my dr. seuss books somewhere...

mug

ohhh... i thought this was going to be a novel or something :lol: i love dr seuss :o

lol

pug

i say friends, because i only want one lover, and i want that alover to be my friend as well socks or flip flops

pugs are the cutestz! and so is baby alligators

yeah! :lol: me too! what book are you talking about? :shame:

tomorrow edit: napping out :disappointed: a long boring day or a lot of work?

but pugs are unnaturally cute :blush:

are you my mommy?

no but I think even before they went... I mean they all looked like models even before they landed... but actually I would have shot a lot of them on the island, because they all annoyed me at one time or another... so if you are ever stuck on an island with me, you might want to shoot me before I shoot everyone else :wacky: just a useful tidbit

i would stalk her while she is stalking me, and our telescopes would look at each other