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I think you two are the most correct out of anyone in this thread. Yes, knowing a lot wont guarantee I'll be incredible. It will however, open my mind to several things to try out..rather then leave me unsure of what to do when the time comes. So no, cant say I'm a 'sex god', cant say I'll be amazing on my first time..but I can say I'm open minded. Fair enough? I'm tired of arguing.

I'm not fighting *shrugs*. Infact I'll let anyone think what they want about me from this moment forward. I love to have fun, I am a very corrupt minded person but there's a reason I act dirty on here but am still a virgin in the real world. Because to me, there's a difference. Virginity to me is something sacred that you cant get back after you lose it. I've yet to meet a girl or date her for long enough to think that she will be the one I will lose it to. So yes, I'm dirty, flirtacious and have a good sexual imagination and love to talk about sex. Does that mean that I'm going to walk out on the street and bang the first good looking girl I see? No. To me, when I lose it..it must be to someone I love dearly. Otherwise it's just not going to feel right. [/sensitive derek]

I dont see why any guy would think about himself over his partner. You have to satisfy your partner as well otherwise you're a terrible lay, and its not fun for the other person involved. Even a virgin knows that much *LAUGHS*.

Hahahahahah c'mon now *Smiles* You're trying to make me look like a kid. I admire the effort. Truth is, I have a big imagination. A...corrupted imagination as MAFE would put it. Last time I checked that's a good thing. :P :P I dont have to make you look like a kid! A virgin who feels he's very experienced is ridiculous. There's nothing childish about virginity, there's nothing wrong with it. It's a virgin pretending to be a sex God which is laughable Mmhmm, I dont recall myself ever claiming I was a 'sex god'. I claimed that I was very knowledged in sex, which is entirely plausible. You can know about the different sexual positions without having to engage in them. A virgin who has 'read up on things' and is prepared, to me is better than a virgin who is totally in the woods when it comes to anything having to do with sex. You can go ahead and think what you want about what I know (or do not know) about sex, as you're entitled to your opinion. You took a sentence out of one of my posts, and used it as a claim that I think I'm a sex god. Obviously I couldn't know as I've never done it, and what I meant to say by that is..just cause I'm a virgin doesnt mean I haven't done my research/am not knowledge in sex and related topics. But yes, please think what you want to think. I'd like this thread to go on topic instead of discussing how much I know because I'm a virgin.

Hahahahahah c'mon now *Smiles* You're trying to make me look like a kid. I admire the effort. Truth is, I have a big imagination. A...corrupted imagination as MAFE would put it. Last time I checked that's a good thing. :P :P

Precisely, but read my edit above your post. Explains why I'm so filthy for being a virgin to begin with.

Lmfao, yeah most girls dont like that first one. That's why I have no problem with doggystyle, being ridden and etc. Oh and 69 is superb too. Cant forget MAFE's position of choice *smiles*. And dont be shy Ari, we're all fam here. === Ari? Just cause I havent had sex doesn't mean I'm not the most experienced guy ever. I've fooled around (short of having sex) and I've read parts of the Kama Sutra, downloaded my fair share of porn and etc. Let's just say, I have the mind of a non-virgin.

Not impossible, just vulgar. Okay, forgive me mods if this totally breaks the PG-13 barrier but: Giving it to a girl from behind (anal) Giving it to a girl doggystyle and of course..being ridden. Aww now look what I did, made this thread XXX. :lol:

Yeah thats correct. Not sure if I should say my favorite positions, they'd surprise a few.

Well to bring it back to its glory...what is your favorite sexual position? (that was my question of the day earlier) And whats your favorite (but not too offensive for these boards) fantasy? As you can tell, I love to be dirty.

Lol, so who wants to go back on topic? *raises hand*.

*Messes up your hair* I'm just joking anyways :P. What are you doing in a sex thread though if it violates your beliefs? *looks at you funny*

Thats so dirty! Subliminal sarcastic invite perhaps? ;). *laughs*

Hahaha watch this, it'll be a war of who's the horniest bastard in this thread.

No, I am t3h purv master!

http://www.myspace.com/__givemenovacaine My very coldplay myspace. And for the record, I made this before I saw Coldplay's official myspace (The colors are a little similiar..XP).

*Raises eyebrow* Now now, lets not start an orgy in this thread! (well...that would be kind of fun...)

...I love you.

Well it depends on how dirty we're allowed to get...then I can know what to ask :p. My suggestion is..whats everyone's favorite position?

Thanks :D. I believe we need to chat on MSN ;). w00t w00t!

Tssk a thread about yourself eh? Tssk Tssk. Now make a thread for me! jp.

My pleasure :) *waves*. Did that actor in your avie play in A Day After Tommorrow? He looks familiar.

Mine's Derek, and yourself?

My summer was excellent thanks to Coldplay's amazing concert at the Tweeter Center in Camden, NJ! Best night of my life and I'd do anything to relive it. Definetely being first in line for tickets when they come back in 2006!