Naughtyfig

ahaha Well about a month agao I met this kid at some stand up gig I did..and he came up after my set and said that I was like the most laid stand up ever..and flattering me..hehehe and him and his friends sat with me and my weirdos and we got along after that and we always chat online course hes always traveling with his job hes 23..and hes HOTTT.he's mixed..a sweet mix though..his mother is part moroccan and part italian and then his dad is like part greek and part native american..I think navajo..but anywho..he's sooo gorgeous...everytime I lok at him I'm in AWE.. So appearantly he skates boards too and he took me to watch today and I'm not into it..but him and his friends aare good and really funny so I liked watching htem..since it was warm out..he knows that I like going for long rides..so we droveout to this really nice place near a lake..okay we weer trespassing on government property but hey.... So we were they and he soo sweet..he's funny and he could sing to.. uhhhh...and I didnt now ..he pulls out his guitar and stuf...uhh..tear to my seye there.. :roll: hehehe...and he kept a poem that I wrote sometime and out music to it..I was just about to melt away..I think that was the nicest thing ever.. I was like what the hell..this is WAYYY to goodd to be true...but it was soo sweet

I just got done with tennis lessons..I only achevies a massive killer overhand thats all...

I gues..I'm just soo happy got back from a baest date ever..I havent been out in a while..but this was awesome!

heres one..when my parents firts moved we Igrew up...in the area that is...there were some trees behind the house called silk cotton trees.. (silk cotton tress are evil because they say that theres the devil send his messenger to hide and so on) (and having your house blessed by a priest is supposed to scare evil away) our house wasnt blessed yet (I was born yet)..and my folks had my first sister and my first brother who was a baby at the time and they were asleep and they heard a horse galloping up and down the yard..but didnt see anything (and there arent ANY horses in the area or even CLOSE)..so they look out again and they see red eyes in upfront the door.. then my dad runs back in and gets his cutlass and bible and some salt (it is ssaid that if you sprinkle salt or rice grains or sand around you or your house the evil thing would have to count every gain before it can entre) and so when they peeked out again the horse was glaring in a balll of fire and up on its hind legs..and then the ran away back inside and when my mother (the curious soul) slwoly peeked out again the horse's back was turned to he it turned into the man that had a silk cotton tree in front in yard...

bwahahaha Britney Spear..thats classic but seriously I grew up in the Caribbean where Voodoo is like a serious religion..I fucking buttloads and shitloads of scary stroies and experiences..people always like to say thats what reall blah ablah blah..yeah whatever

another band Rooney

ahahaha whatever

some tennis players geeesee arent they noisy? I got home I taking a shower I heard all this moaning and sht..I waslike what theres porn on basic cable now? Some Brazilian kid was serving and he was soo loud I mean I this your shoulders and shit get tremdously tired but damn some of them are pretty loud..

okay heres a band... The Music

eww the sunday night sex show on oxygen with that old creepy susie whats her face .eww uhhh she's so gross..she was on the Conan with her sex toys the last time..it was fooking HILARIOUS!

hehe wet dreams a few years ago I thought that only applied to boys..but then I found out otherwise..

Marshall

ahaha me so horny...ahahaha thats a hilarious song dont forget about push it by salt n pepper Mr.Boombastic by Shaggy and lets talk about sex..bwahahaha

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I have a webcam but its acting up now.. net meeting..bunch of "interesting people" on there depending on the directory u're using

BUMP

bwahahahahaha oh my myyyy I got up horny this morning but I'm fine now ahahaha

congrats congrats

I got that fwd pm thingy..geese peeps..

ahahha

exactly... u gotta do what you gotta do but then sometimes masturbating doesnt cut..if you gotta get laid ..you gotta get laid

ahahaha I heard I heard this one porno ad that waslike What would u do ouu ouuu for a poonanie bar? I was dying

what we're rhyming now :D

masturbation..tis very healthy... how often? how horny are you? where? whereever u want I guess