Naughtyfig

sorry if u think this is sick..but I was laughing my fooking arse off..... This guy comes home late form work and wants to give his wife an early birthday present (since her birthday was the next day)..so he came into the house..all the lights were off ..he tip-toed up stairs and saw his wife's toes off the bed..he got butt-naked :o ..and slipped under the covers and started banging his wife...tearing that ass up...so after he was finished hie wife was knocked out cold..he put his robe on and went to kitchen to make himself a sandwhich...on the way down the stairs he saw the tv on in the backroom so he went in there and saw his wife on the sofa...and he said, "honey..how'd u beat me down here so quickly?".. and she said,"sweety what are you talking about?".. then he was looking freaked out and asked," well baby..who was upstairs?" and his wife answered, "oh your momma's taking a snooze in our room". and then he fainted.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... :D :-D :-D :D :D :-D :-D :D

ohh I fancy ELISSA... My favourite NEW AMIGA...... :D :D :D :D

yo Molly I didnt see u..I fancy Molly ..she knows y.. ;) :D :D

Badgers RULE WOOOOHOOOO.... :D

yes the Godfather is an all time classic... fooking UNTOUCHABLE :!:

I heard that the new radiohead sounds like ok computer gone wrong? :shrug:

I dun know... :shrug: :shrug: dont really know any one much yet... :shrug:

oh that was an award winning poem and u ppl know it... :roll: Dania= Elissa right??

ELLLOOOO I'm Lois..I'm the US..too... hows it going yall?? :) :)

ELLLOOO.. I'm Lois.....also a NEWBIE.. :-D have fun postinggggggggggg......... :) :) :)

SALUT!!!!!!! Ur name's pretty..I'm Lois.. have fun..post ur life awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! :D

good good..

Will and Grace is absolutely freaking HILARIOUS...its one of the few sitcoms that can pull off having Gay Funny ppl... Jack and Karen crack me the fuck up!!!!!! :D :-D :D :D :-D

Homer ROCKS!

I like the Dog..he cracks me up..

and I'll say you're the greatest poet ever... :D :D ALL HAIL THE KING POF POETRY...HICKSYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! :o :D

AHAHAHA...umm there was a cat that was sitting on a mat and then a kid ran in the room and hit it with a cricket bat and the cat's puggy stomach went splat and then out of its stomach flew out a rat the kids mum walked in and saaw the mess and started to rant then yanked the kid up by the leg of his pant took of her straw hat and then spanked him while yelling.."you're bad..a bad boy indeed you are Pat!!!!!!!"" :o :twisted: :D :D

PORNO ahahahahaha..it kind of does.. Cow Boy Bebop's cool..I like Home Movies..it cracks me up..

I'm too lazy to download either..so

well Hiskay..we have another reading next week..maybe I will ;)

I'm newbie...and all post if want to..post if I want..It don't matter if the old ppl here are mean to meeeee...but they dont seem to beeeeee.. please excuse my sorry arse rendition of Its My Party And I'll Cry I f I Want to.. bwahahahaha :D :shrug:

ahahahahaha..they do?.... darn now I only have about 2 years left..

:o :oops: ...thank yah..... what's up ppl??!!!

Welcome Tina..I'm Lois.... have fun posting...It'll become addictive (ignore my posts numbers).. :D

I'm not really a fan..but as much as it pains me to say it...the guy has some rap skills..