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So yeah. I had a reeeally bad start for my day. We're going to a party today with my parents..and i have absolutely nothing to wear,so my mum started to go through my clothes in my closet. And bang, then i remembered that i had hidden one single bottle of wine there :sick: When i saw her reaching for THE door i was like "AAAAAA" which was a bit stupid, hahaha. Of course she opened it and for a second i though she wouldn't see it.. But oh, i was so wrong. This is the first time they've seen a bottle in my room or in my bag or anything. And although i drink really rarely (once in 6 months or so) they probably think that i'm an alcoholic now. I mean, the half full bottle was there because i DIDN'T drink it all at once. Mwah, she didn't react too bad though. She was like "Why is this bottle there? Where did you get it from?? Alcohol does NOT belong to you!!" And she also let me know we're gonna have a real mum-child talk later today.. (that will be the first ever, duh) The bad thing is that she said she trusted me (yeah right) but now she's gonna start searching my room every now and then to see if i've hidden any more bottles, hahaha. I told her she's welcome to do that. As i said before, i hardly ever drink so she's not gonna find a thing. Although now i've gotta take my old bottles somewhere, boo. So, feel free to tell us your story :wacko:

Noo, i didn't say i've hear him IN action.. I meant i've heard from other people that he's noisy! But back to the topic :nice: Ermm, yes. Thank you for voting people. I'm still thinking of whom i'll vote..i think i'll have to sleep before i can make this important decision.

Krhm, let's not go there.. personal stuff! How would you know anyway..... Although i've heard babe is quite noisy while doing.. stuff :nice: "oink oink"

Yees, babe the pig is haaawt :whip: I ain't gonna lie about it...

He has lost his sense of touch down there after he spent time with you! You evil thing! You should've known what cd's and guitars do to humans when you try to insert them into wrong places :uhoh:

Well he brought the instruction with him, so yeah, i know how i should take care of it.. Vaseline every night and all. :wacky: Gotta use some horny tools as well

Aww, i should? :blush: Well, you should know, you had him before me..you just didn't treat him well! Refused to take a contact with his supermassive black hole :(

Haha, actually now that i checked it.. There only were 16 replies before Ren aka Knight Of Cydonia decided to bump it last spring :P

Krhm, right Renny. I don't think you quite got my point but what the heck :wacky: Please vote, we're both so desperate with this question :bigcry: I hope you can help us with this major problem!! Or the next stop will be Dr. Phil :stunned:

Helloo and welcome to the board! :)

Aw, only for you :whip:

Haha, yeah i did. It's quite embarrassing actually :lol:

We all know that i'm not scary.. don't we? :blush:

mwah, i think there are plenty of smelly pervs out there.. But they're scary :uhoh:

Ah right, of course that's true :)

Aww, don't! I like your pic and your hair too :nice: and i don't even mind tilting my head to be able to see it, haha

You don't know any other people than yourself? You see, you can also see the resemblance to other people.. like Santa Claus or Brad Pitt

Since when hasn't tilting your head been pervy? Eh? It so is pervy :cheesy:

Aw, you'll see the resemblance once you see them!

I can also tilt my head to see it, can you? :nice:

Um, chatting with a friend and studying physics. Oh, and take my dog out for a looong walk. When was the last time you played something?

I don't like people who smell bad :uhoh: I don't like them in busses or anywhere else either!

But didn't Ren mention my name there, too. Although i'm totally fine not to have those kidos! :lol: Oooh, what a good idea! They could eat her hairy pancakes and everyone is happy, awww.

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Nah, i don't think he minds, he gets to play with out without condoms after all :whip: