The Mad Hatter

You know, my uncle had a German Shepherd named Hans. He was a police dog who attacked people. He bit my head once. I used to sleep in his cage with him. He liked me a lot.

Story, story, story! :dance:

Never thought about that possibility. :thinking: But it's really creepy...it's what dead people might sound like if they rose from the grave, and started walking stiffly and slowly...iiiiccccckk, dead people.

:wink3: -stalks-

:thinking:

Weird popping noises out in the darkness beyond this couch that sound like people walking! :uhoh2:

I know, it doesn't sound too fun, does it?

Well, okey dokey, if you want to have to hold the big round top of the paddle up with a ruler super-glued to it, whatever. xP

what...no acne?!?! :disappointed:

What's the point in even having the beard if you're not gonna let it frazzle and hang all over?

What's the point in even having the beard if you're not gonna let it frazzle and hang all over?

:confused:

>.>;; How...embarrassing.

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Satan is evil. Don't go play at his house. He likes to play with matches and he'll make you sleep on the floor and whatnot. He'll also give you the broken paddle when you play ping-pong.

... IT'S JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLE DAYS. meaning two years ago.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: OMG. THAT MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE A MAD PERSON. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

4:07 AM and I'm about to go to New Zealand and slap a ho for Rick so he can be in the lounge.

Well, I'm just glad we have enough food here that we're able to have eating contests.

Yup. My mom told me about it. rofl. She's kind of funny, because she acts like she cares.

1:17 AM and we're all stuck in the same place that we were two years ago. Why is it that I always feel the worst in the early, early morning when I can't sleep?

:wink3:

The hotdog eating contest! =D

There is no news. Gas prices, war. Gas prices, war. I'm tired of hearing the same comedians over and over again, making the same jokes about George Bush. Yes, he looks like a monkey. Yes, he has a funny accent. Yes, he's a bad public speaker. Yes, he's very unpopular. I'm tired of hearing the same things from the presidential candidates. Gas prices, war. I'm tired of being tired of all this sameness. I'm tired of people's homes and their culture being demolished. I'm tired of gas prices and war. I'm tired of this Twilight Zone marathon. I'm tired of being called white, and I'm tired of you being called black. We're just people. That's cheesy. But it's the only truth right now. I'm tired of being catered to because I'm whoever I am. I'm tired of everybody being divided because of gas prices and war. Whatever war you're fighting. There's so many wars going on, but whenever somebody says "the war" you know what they mean. Gaahhhhh I just needed to rant. Maaaaaaybe all of this will be over when all of us are dead. I say maybe because maybe monkeys will also do this kind of thing if the humans all die out. Also, I'd like it if I'd stop writing these kinds of things because it makes me seem like I care about anybody but myself. I start all my sentences with "I". Nobody cares about anybody but themselves. Okay, maybe some people do.

^:lol: I feel kind of crappy.