The Mad Hatter

sex

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58666 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58669 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58745 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=59515 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69837 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63207 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63114 http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62895 wut

everyone needs to know

do i believe in your necessary evil your free will i want to be free of your consequence

:dazzled:

i feel vomitty

go to tammi's thread if tammi/rudy/brent/etc. have posted in it if not, leave

:dance:

i hump kellogg's crunchy nut cereals

no you don't D:

it's true

i don't poop when my roommate is around

oh okay :disappointed:

hi brent i got a phone am i a real person now :S

hi guise

going to become a lesbian and seduce my roommate then i will never be lonely and i will have a hot, smart girlfriend

brent you said a bad word

he's a dick so it's okay :/

I broke up with my boyfriend just now.

I'm the one who put the work into this...why does she get to talk to you...? All I get is fucking card games trying to get closer to you and meaningless conversation...this isn't fair... What's worse is you're talking to her like you used to talk to me...with the lies and exaggeration...do you need someone new to impress...aren't I good enough...?

it's almost like porn; you really shouldn't watch it in public anyway. he keeps saying "oh yeah" and "oh baby"

this man stuffs lobster into beef and wraps bacon around it and then pours a peppercorn whiskey sauce over it and then puts a pat of butter on top i'm fucking hungry

brent and tammi