TomSelleck

'Tom'. Not 'Your highness'.

I've graced you with my presence for one whole night now. The journey has begun. Do now go to my profile and show your love for me by posting a gracious usernote. Tom

I live in Jamaica. Do I have the job?

What are you guessing about? Am I welcome or not?

Introduce yourself.

hello.

Can i get a job there? I need work.

Well then it doesn't matter who I am. I'm Tom....Tom Selleck. Not 'd' Tom Selleck, but I am Tom Selleck.

The tache is gonna come out.

Tom Selleck is gonna have to issue you with your first warning.

Who are you?!

Tom Selleck doesn't want to be that boy.

No, Tom Selleck doesn't like that.

That's how i was born.

Why, do you not like me?

I'm a member of the Village People.

I'm bored. Talk to me.

I love Coldplay.

I don't think about myself when I'm making love.

I just want to be called by my name. Tom or the legend of Tom Selleck.

'Oenona',...(Please don't ruin a thread started by Tom Selleck. He doesn't like that. He has a reputation to uphold.) Back to thread; I don't wax my chest.

Tom Selleck is confused.

I understand you're trying to reward Tom Selleck for his boyish charm, but once again, I prefer being called 'The Legend of Tom Selleck', not just 'legend'.

I don't want my tache back.

No, just Tom. I also like being called, 'The legend that is Tom Selleck'. Nothing else.