coldplayrforgays

Ha ha ha!! Thanks for making laugh by the way...you put Kaiser Chiefs down as one of your cool bands!!! that is so funny that you think that!! They'll be gone in a years time with any luck and judging by all these other indie bands that have been and gone!! God I hate NME for making you think these bands are great and are the next big thing!! You can think for yourself you know???!! Why ban me??? I'm just asking questions and stuff. Are you so fragile that my posts will offend you or something???

my post was better you little picnic molester!!!!! go and find some picnics you weirdo!!!

the funniest thing about them is that people buy their music and get fooled into thinking they are music's saviours or something crazy like that. It's also funny that they stick fingers up their bums for pleasure, So I heard!!!!

Is it true that some of Coldplay go for a bit of dogging from time to time?? My friend thinks that they go out in a group, park somewhere that's ace for dogging and watch for a while. Apparently, they then get 'em out, look for the vinegar stroke and fire off a knuckle round onto a laminated picture of Jimmy Page!!!!!! Not surprising really as He is God our Jimmy!! Could anyone confirm or deny this for me please???

Is he your ex friend as he tried to bum you?? Is he your ex friend because you did not teabag him?? Is he your ex friend as he eloped to the Isle of Wight? Do tell!!!!!

So that person is your ex friend as they called the Martin gay??!!!! Not to sound off at you but that is awful of you!!! How shallow a person do you want to be?? I feel happy for that person as they don't have to deal with shallowness anymore. How can you justify that??

Mr Boo Hoo, That was a lovely post . It made my hairs stand on end as it was so brilliantly written. You are of course right, the only reason I started this thread was to get a reaction, and what a reaction I got! I would like to thank the defensive people on here for making me smile lots during this thread. I owe you all a coffee or maybe a kiss on the cheek. And yes we all know Coldplay suck (deep down we all do) Long live Westlife!!!!!!!

No I'm not 8 years old, but I would love to be that age again. No worries in life at all, apart from when you are going to get your next bag of sweets. Nowadays I have to worry about STD's and the like, and also restraining orders This did happen to me today with the doc and scientist!!! Why would I lie? Why are you getting angry with me anyway?? I explained I was only the messenger.

I thought the show was awful, they didn't even play Chasing Cars, which is my favourite by them. I also shouted at Chris to 'F##k my ar##hole!!' several times and he didn't even look at me. I could tell he heard me, but he decides to blank one of his fans. Won't be wasting anymore money on Coldplay now. Girls Aloud have my undivided attention from now on!!!

Easy: 1. That one with the video on that beach, love that song. 2. Wonderwall 3. Chasing Cars

I'd like to know why you are not very good?? It has to be asked really. I used to like you until this doctor and scientist told me you were extremely bad!! These docs and scientists do know what they are talking about after all.

BOO HOO This is for Boo Hoo, although I am no longer a Coldplay fan because of the doctor and scientist telling me today at lunch that they are bad, I was still insulted by your signature with the 'yellow snow'. That was just so immature and vulgar. If you are 18, female and very good looking though, I apologise and would like to meet up with you and clap inside your sugar walls!!!!

eat my grits Of course it does not matter IF they are a raving bunch of queers and steers, that's cool with me. Hey, my Grandmother turned gay on her 90th birthday, she loved the carpet. -COLDPLAY LOVER- ...Love is the basic, no matter who you love... ...Meeting you will be the best thing ever... "The truth is Only you, Just you... Understand. Why I cry and why I lie." I really liked that signature, it was so deep and made me cry a little bit. I hate being so sensitive sometimes, I used to cry in public when Coldplay came on. Happy days!!!!!!!!

That's right peeps, I was talking to a Doctor and a scientist at lunch today, and they both gave me proof that Coldplay are the dirge of music and are for gays!!! I know, I was devestated by this news, but it's TRUE! They both asked me to REALLY listen to some songs and said 'they are so boring I want to kill everyone here and some bunny rabbits!!' After he said this, I realised YES they are awful and boring and need to be taken out of the music industry. He then played me some Black Crowes and I saw the light, thank God. Praise be to the Black Crowes and saving me! Remember guys, I'm only the messenger so please don't take your anger out on me!! I'm sure it's going to be a tough period for fans worldwide once they read this news. Peace