Gollum

Constable you say? (gollum) That Baggins. He stole from us, precious. He cheated. Do you know where he is?

Baggins asked us that. Tricksy Baggins. Chestnuts then, chestnuts now. Teeth they are. Though there should be thirty-two. And we have only six, precious. Are you- are you from the Shire, precious? Like that nasty Bagginses?

No one knows it at all? Mountains it is. Mountains, precious.

Will no one else answer Ergf's riddle? Does no one know the answer?

whorses tall as trees? Silly answer. Bad, silly answer. Unless... you mean a troll, precious?

Yess preciouss, an old one that iss. Older than Sméagol. An old one you asks too. Sméagol knows, yes precious, Sméagol knows. Does anyone else knowss as well?

Hmm. What shall we ask first precious? What goes about on four legss in the morning, two legs at noon, and on three legss in the evening? Can anyone answer thiss?

Spammers? Not spammerss. No, precious. Just a little tricksy fun on the board today.

Gamses. Nasty tricksy gamses. We played gamses once, yes precious. Riddless. Nasty tricksy Bagginsss... he cheated. He stole from us. gollum gollum

We caught a fish! We caughts a fish!

Chickensss? Does they taste like fish, precious?

Fat what? All we see here are the orcsess... We ate a nice fat orcses last month, precious, but now we are hungry.

fiiiishhhh!

Axses? We saw no axses. (gollum) What do you want to killsss uss for? gollum gollum gollum

You think its funny that poor poor Sméagol can't find food, precious? (gollum gollum). We are hungry, yess precious, very hungry.

Slain precious? Not slain. But it hurtss uss like the shiny pale face in the dark sky. We must sleep then, yess preciouss. SSleep.

couldn't find any fffishh. We had to eat some fat grubs precious. Poor hungry Sméagol.

Nasty discoses with the nasty shining ballss... they hurt poor Sméagol's eyess.

mmm antarctica. They have fissshh. Nice, cold, juicy fissh.

:D (dances)

Join what preciouss? Join the orcses? We don't want to join the orcses, do we precious. We want ssomething to eatses.

They told poor Sméagol that he was not sane. Can Sméagol come in this thread not ssane?

Better? Does he have fisssh? (gollum) juuucy fish for poor poor Sméagol?