Lonnie Lionheart

Admitadly, I'm going a bit insane with this. 3 hours to go

:stunned: Ew! I hate homosexuals with all the like, penises touching eachother and things, its just like wrong and stuff. But I love Christianity so I will join you in the confession booth Priest. Ive been a naughty boy, and need some serious pennance :embarassed:

We broke up, I miss her legs!

I love the disco age of free love and acceptance! And sparkles!

Tony! I just know we'll be together!

Guys :cry: I think Tony is dead, and he may not even come back this time. I just dont know! We'll have an open funeral very soon, but I just need some time alone with his body... To uh, say goodbye. Should only take about 14 minutes...

Tony! I love you Tony! Like uh, as a brother... yknow, mehn But I dont have a gun! How can I kill the guy? I'll think of something, and avenge you Tony, avenge you!

Oh byron, you are such a faaaag.

TONY?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh, phew! Rolanda must have been spreading the awful news around. Thanks for being supportive guys :D Now I'm ready for more pussy

Sosa?! Tony, you didnt tell me theres another man in your life! I thought I was your Manolo!

Well, this may shock some of you, but I have to tell you all! Its big news! Well, you know how I have a girlfriend and I'm totally heterosexual, with this fine piece of ladies vagina Rolanda: Well. I broke up with her. Shocking, I know, but breaking up with a fine hot female like her, it doesnt mean I'm gay, I just want uh... so much pussy generally, and she holds me back. This is a tough time for me! But I could get by with a little help from my friends... Tony? Could we have a gram on me, buddy?:cry:

Your new Manolo?! :blush: I dont speak Cuban, but that sure sounds, swell! :D

Sorry Tony, I wont tell you the rules again... In fact I like being told what to do, k? ;) You should join me on a cruise sometimes! We swing by Cuba and pick up some friends sometimes

:thinking: Are you his, girlfriend? :dozey: