hotpink_flamingos

No, I don't usually post my pics on things like this (there tend to be petophiles out there) You'd have to add me to MSN or e-mail me or something if you really wanted to see my pic(s)

LMFAO! yes, my mother is right there in the runnings. Ha Ew, that James guy (one that likes to send me pics of his BIG :shock: penis)(ok, i had him on web cam, hes so not 18 like he says, fuck, hes like 15 (ish) ne who yeah he wants me to go visit him SOOOOO bad, and ew ew ew its creepin me out! why is it that all the fuck nuts on the internet want me, but i cant get any one thats NOT some vurtual retard?

psshh now letz get this right sweety, i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch :D

Haha, yeah well, i can be quite crude to "over weight individuals" haha, but if i cut the fattys outa the pic it wouldnt be very "MAC", so i wont, but i have a new pic to put in (just t damn lazze to go through the like 1000 make-up pics i have)

I think that pic is so magnificant. It's a make up add (by MAC) you wouldnt understand, not many people do, but im way into make-up and photography, so yeah. you either see at as beautiful art, or fat people panted.... IT SAYS YOU ARE ONLINE! BARK. :twisted:

who the fuck would blow a kiss to that beast?!?! LMFAO!!! NO KIDDING!! shes on msn right now, and is all like OMG OMG OMG! HES SO MINE! YOU STAY BACK BIOTCH! (ok...biotch?!..ne who). yeah right, he so noticed you, NOT the tree behind you! you dumb bitch! you are ready to steal the hunka huba right from under mai nose ARENT YOU!? ha. Did you BLOCK ME AGAIN?!?! (om msn)

lmao! no no, not "stalking" persay. you see I recently started joging (ok, starting tomorrow in hopes i will see him again when hes "at work") so yeah, i will just be doing my daily routine and, OH MY! happen to run into him agian! lol, yes, i shall e-mail you EVERY detail!! he he Me - *smiling like an idiot* LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny :sad: ...bet he was talking about tannis tho when he said "Aww, their cool"...ok wtf, who am i kidding, that hunka hunka piece of ass was talkin bout MOI! ahahah (ok, no, i know he wasnt, BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM!!(but i also know he wasnt talking about "tennis" haha) ok i shut it now.

Oh hunny, you don't have to tell me that, I know I am. No, no. I kid, I kid, im very ugly HOLY FUCK!!! THAT LAWN MOWER GUY AT THE SCHOOL IS SO MINE! HAHA. GODDAMN HE WAS SMOKIN! (and i don't care what Tannis said, that kiss was SO blown to me! (what guy in there right fucking mind would hit on him...oops my bad HER (LMAO!) ew shes sick. woof...hey! i didn't even know she was into guys! coz she (ATTEMPTED to) touch my boobs (when we were all in the lake, did you not notice her offering to fix my bathingsuit straps?! well ha, ew use your imagination form there, I was about to belt her one, sick). PS- yeah, Ali, i will find him, and get his name/age/marital status/phone number/etc...by the time you get back, haha. you can quote me on that one too.

but seriously, i dont actually listen to Aqua in public, or when anyone i know is around (unless its ali, or other close friends that like to see me make an ass of myself (which i might add i am pro at doing!)) i only do it for fun, good times! ahaha

Heh Hem! im prettier, haha!

No, im not her lawyer, but she wants me to see the pic first, she gets sick easy, and wants me to make sure she can handle it with out woofing her cookies.

She might look damn fine, but what do you look like?

Mudvayne - World So Cold

It's her

Chantel Kreviazuk - Leaving On A Jet Plain

OMFG OMFG! i dont ONLY listen to Shawn Desman and Aqua. i seem to recall a little contest we had (which btw you still owe me $5 (i dont care if that was like 4 years ago)) and i listed like over 600 bands i love and listen too! i have VERY diverse taste in music, you have to REALLY know me to get me...ask ali (ok, i dont even think she gets me HAHA) yeah ok...enough of my meaningless babble....ok yeah now i will just yell at you on MSN for NOT JOINING HIP-HOP W/ ME!!! :x

*so confuzzeled* still dunno what you are talking about, i didn't have ne problems...with the board i mean, you all know i am mentally ill..MUAHAHAHA...Hey Hit The Floor by Linkin Park is THE best song! (for this hour any wayz, haha)

GRRRRR what the hell are you whining about?! the submit button in right there, on the bottom of the page!

Yesm, we know each other, we have for a long time...Poor Ali...lmfao

Wow, ok there are a few spelling mistakes there, but you know what I was getting at (ali), (and for those of you who dont, you really dont wanna know) haha

Im Sorry Ali, no my CD player (or computer, w/e the fuck you wanna call ot) doesnt work on Coldplay CD's...fuck you. BAHAHA! How i dare come on here and insult them! you were going to go on the _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ message board and say shit too! LMFAO! ya call me l8er. PS- YOU HAVE TO JOIN HI-HOP W/ ME!!! (its only 3 days a week (only an hour a class) for 2 weeks)) dun make me go alone w/ all those freaky ppl i dont know!! :cry:

DID YOU KNOW...(and ewewew, some are SO nasty, and I am sorry if they make you gag, like they made me, but haha, there all true(which makes 'em worse)) Slugs have 4 noses If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. Hydrochloric acid in your stomach is so strong that it could eat up stainless steel razor blades. Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria. About ten billion tiny scales of skin rub off your body every day. In a lifetime, you could fill eighteen sugar bags with dead skin. Your mouth is one of the liveliest parts of your whole body. More than 100,000,000 micro-creatures live there at any one time. Feet sweat because there are about 250,000 pores on their soles that squirt a quarter cup of liquid each day. Your nose can sense smell best when you are about 10 years old. That's probably why kids notice gross smells faster than adults. Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine. The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper. The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass through the system and be excreted without incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a pink spider's web. Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out. It is possible to cough your guts up. If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out. What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems? (Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and buried). You guessed it - pubic hair. Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight. Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 *metres* in length. A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had safaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed... When you sneeze the air (and snot) inside your nose hurtles out at about 100 mph During an hour-long swim at the municipal pool, you will ingest up to 1/12 litre or urine In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching door handles, etc. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Okay heres how it works (note this was stolen from another board): I start off with a song and you take that song and name another one with a word from the songs title....for example: If I started with "Lost Heaven" acceptable answers would be: -Dio - Hungry For Heaven - Bob Dylan - Knockin' on Heaven's Door (it doesn't have to be exactly the same word as you can see Heaven - Heavens. Or something like that) unacceptable answers: -marillion - a collection (because words like the, a, an cannot be used to link 2 songs) -spocks beard - beware of darkness (no link) other rules -THE SONG MUST BE THE LINK NOT THE BAND NAME -YOU CANNOT LINK UP YOUR POST WITH ANOTHER ONE DIRECTLY FOLLOWING IT -CHANGING THE TENSE OF A WORD IS OKAY, FOR EXAMPLE IF "LINES IN THE SAND" CAN BE LINKED TO "THE STARTING LINE" (THROUGH 'LINE(S)' BUT NOT 'THE') -POST IT LIKE THIS [bAND NAME] - [sONG NAME] SO THAT EVERYONE CAN FOLLOW IT Hope you understood. I will start off with some Coldplay since this is Coldplay's board: Coldplay - In My Place So now you have to post a song title which has "bridge" or "cross"...

So im not alone! this is so awesome! ahaha, or not...but w/e Yeah, im a feak. :o :lol:

YEAH! haha Lillipop (candyman) is the best song!! haha (as far as old Aqua goes anyways)