Bonus_mosher

ooooh, oh no you di'int! :surprised:

haha reminds me of that episode of scrubs Dr Kelso: did you do this Ted? Ted: who me? no sir..... like you said, I don't have the balls. (VO) 'OH YEHH!! SUCK IT BITCH! I WILL MURDER YOU!'

Big as in fat? or big as in phat? or big as in 'Jesus, you're hung like a bi-polar nazi jewboy hating Giraffe?

Oh cheer up mark, stop Rick Rolling....................:rolleyes:

^ how would you know? you've never had it.... oh, you've watched porn? I see. :P SEX BAR IS IN MOTION!

:laugh3: it's all in jest.

:lol: good day to you James. That bed looks comfy chris... does it vibrate?

go!

wow. this literally IS just our sex bar.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8l6_GnCW0]YouTube - If you watch this 100 times you will still laugh[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfeRNA50Uio]YouTube - re: stop calling me a homo[/ame]

Discuss.

Welcome welcome, can I get you anything? Maybe a mass orgy? Maybe some vodka? There are only two rules in the Sex bar / Hang out spot........ RULE NUMBER ONE: You don't talk about sex bar. RULE NUMBER TWO: Mark/Mudkipz is not allowed in. Sorry, we run a "strictly no cunts" scheme. actually that's not true. because me and chris would therefore be banned. We just dislike Mark/Mudkipz.... And when I say dislike, I mean "mega-loathe" Bon apetité *lubes self up ready for the onslaught.

That is fairly entertaining. look at him go!

www.pornhub.com Man's REAL best friend. That and Rohypnol

Wow, a bit defensive on the 'I'm not gay' thing there Nick... You're so far in the closet, your having adventures in narnia!

A few hours? I can bang out 3 in a 20 minute timeslot.

STOP SMEARING MY FORESKIN ON YOUR FACE! it is NOT a fajita wrap!

Indubadably

you... you love cox? :surprised:

Vigerous Masturbation. works for me. :P

ppps. that is all.

pps. I megaloathe you

ps. I still love you.

^ BIGGEST. CUNT. EVER