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Drunk Smurf

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  1. meow meow (Hand over the coffee)

    Drunk Smurf replied to AJ the Cat's topic in The Lounge
    That sig really smurfs me off! How would you know? Been looking down? What a mothersmurfer!!

  2. Attention, Coldsmurfers!!

    Drunk Smurf posted a topic in The Lounge
    I got smurfed out of the smurf village because I thought the mushroom houses were full of drugs and tried to eat them, and now I have nowhere to go but here, so you muthersmurfers better be nice to me or I'll smurf you all!! SMURF OFF!!!

  3. Anatomy model of a vagina

    Drunk Smurf replied to 40yearoldvirgin's topic in The Lounge
    Can't help...too smurfed to smurf.

  4. meow meow (Hand over the coffee)

    Drunk Smurf replied to AJ the Cat's topic in The Lounge
    Cats are smurfy! Shit is smurfy! Cat-shit is NOT smurfy!!

  5. Ups!!!

    Drunk Smurf replied to 00011101's topic in The Lounge
    You don't know about smurfin' 'til you've smurfed with me, muthersmurfer!!!

  6. WHEN DOES

    Drunk Smurf replied to yellowwasapieceofshit's topic in The Lounge
    Not Smurfing soon enough, if you ask me. This is smurfin' lame! I need a beer!

  7. Ups!!!

    Drunk Smurf replied to 00011101's topic in The Lounge
    This is definitely an un-smurfy thread!! Smurf this!!!

  8. WANTED: SEXY ASS WOMAN

    Drunk Smurf replied to 40yearoldvirgin's topic in The Lounge
    How'd ya like to smurf someone who lives in a mushroom and has all the booze you can drink???:P

  9. Rules

    Drunk Smurf replied to Susie Q's topic in The Lounge
    SMURF YOU!!! You're all a bunch o' smurfing smurfers!!! I can't stand mothersmurfers like you meessin' with newbies!! You all smurf the big one!!!!!

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