Drunk Smurf

*swigs another pint* Can't...smurf...anymore...light...growoing dim...room smurfing in circles...smurfing out... *smurfs out*

That's even shorter than me!! What a Smerv!

Actress Smurf might get pissed with you if you shag Chrissy Smurf!

Gargamel once cast a spell that turned Brainy Smurf into an eight-legged-beast, but I kicked his ass in a bar fight, so it's too late you you to take him on.

NAH! Smurf that! I'll kick your smurfing ASS! AND I'LL TRIPLE-POST ANYTIME I LIKE!! IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE BOUNCERS HERE!!

AW, I'm so sorry! You're my best buddy in the whole smurfing world! I love you, Man!

That's almost enough to calm me down. But I might need a little more. One time, Arty smurf did this painting of me that wasn't quite smurfy enough, and now he's like Picasso...because I BIT OFF HIS SMURFING EAR!! So don't smurf with me!!

You don't have a bigger beard than Papa, and I still hit on him at the annual villege Christmas party!

Let's all smurf 'im!

Seems to be a smurfing horny virus going around. What a smurfing rip-off! I just wanted to smurf about Coldplay!

UGH! Peter Crouch is so smurfy!! If I was Smurfette, I'd smurf his brains out!! I smurfed her brains out, so I guess that's close enough for now. If I get any more smurfed up, Crouchy, I'll give you a call! You're REALLY tall, and I'm only three apples high,so it could get akward, but we'll find a way!

But I thought Monster was all mine!!

Maybe I just have my beer-googles on, but that's REALLY smurfy! :p

If you could smurf anything, and you weren't all a bunch of scared wimps, what would you smurf?

SMURFY!!!

Happy Smurfday, you smurfhole.

Smurf you! I've had 19 shots of JD, and I'll take on your whole village...AND Gargamel!!

Yours! how would you know about Chris Martin's penis unless you were looking a little too closely? You Smerv!

What's this smurfing 'Alias Day'? I just wanted to smurf up and smurf about Coldplay since they're my favorite smuring band and I love the way they smurf their instruments and smurf their songs, and I smurf on only to find a bunch of smurfing trolls and spammers. I'm smurfed off and I need a drink!

You can call me DrunkUncle Smurf if you want.

You should look up my old friend Psycho Smurf. Now there's a guy who knew how to use an axe. Too bad about Brainy and Artsy. They'll be missed.

Smurf you and the horse you smurfed in on!!!

Smurf my ass? ' That's not very smurfy according to Papa...but smurf him!! He kicked me out of his smurfing village so smurf my ass blue!!!

Not smurfy enough...that's smurf for pervy enough... more pevyness or I'm gettin' the smurf outta here!

Hey, AJ!! Ever done it with someone who's just three apples high?? We're about the same hight, amd I'm too pissed to complain! You can smurf me anytime!!