Drunk Smurf
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*swigs another pint* Can't...smurf...anymore...light...growoing dim...room smurfing in circles...smurfing out... *smurfs out*
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That's even shorter than me!! What a Smerv!
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Actress Smurf might get pissed with you if you shag Chrissy Smurf!
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Gargamel once cast a spell that turned Brainy Smurf into an eight-legged-beast, but I kicked his ass in a bar fight, so it's too late you you to take him on.
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NAH! Smurf that! I'll kick your smurfing ASS! AND I'LL TRIPLE-POST ANYTIME I LIKE!! IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE BOUNCERS HERE!!
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AW, I'm so sorry! You're my best buddy in the whole smurfing world! I love you, Man!
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That's almost enough to calm me down. But I might need a little more. One time, Arty smurf did this painting of me that wasn't quite smurfy enough, and now he's like Picasso...because I BIT OFF HIS SMURFING EAR!! So don't smurf with me!!
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You don't have a bigger beard than Papa, and I still hit on him at the annual villege Christmas party!
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Seems to be a smurfing horny virus going around. What a smurfing rip-off! I just wanted to smurf about Coldplay!
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UGH! Peter Crouch is so smurfy!! If I was Smurfette, I'd smurf his brains out!! I smurfed her brains out, so I guess that's close enough for now. If I get any more smurfed up, Crouchy, I'll give you a call! You're REALLY tall, and I'm only three apples high,so it could get akward, but we'll find a way!
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But I thought Monster was all mine!!
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Maybe I just have my beer-googles on, but that's REALLY smurfy! :p
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If you could smurf anything, and you weren't all a bunch of scared wimps, what would you smurf?
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