Everything posted by le petit prince
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meow meow meow (I'm hungry)
chicks, i'd love to continue talking to you, but i really have to take a shower now to smell all nice for my babe. hope to talk to you soon. and don't forget that i love you all, sexy beasts!
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Say you love me. <3
ýeah man you couldve seen me yesterday, biatch!
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my purse
how come i didn't see you???? ah fuck it i guess i was too busy with my sexy football player..
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my tooth hurts
only once a week. promised. we're busy giving it to each other anyway
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my purse
omg!! you're from outer space, too??? i live on the moon! we're... neighbours, i suppose!
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my tooth hurts
well yeah-... i'm yours but that old purple kid hasn't got a person to stick his tinky in... you know? we could adopt him...
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my tooth hurts
isn't it for beer bottles only?
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my tooth hurts
furry group hug *oh my... tinkster... did you just touch me between my legs?*
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my purse
good idea, furry little thing...
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meow meow meow (I'm hungry)
i wanna feel you inside of me but i still haven't taken a shower yet...
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i had sex with peter crouch
i was going to tell you about how much musicians suck... literally. it's terrible! oh my god, petey pie, you said the d-word. omg! you're sooo kinky! i love that side about you!
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my purse
yes, of course you are, sweet little tinkster aaaand i love your size if you know what i mean ... :wink3:
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meow meow meow (I'm hungry)
you should try alcohol, too. caffeine is less wicked than alcohol
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my purse
omg a furry cute little thing raaaaaaawr i'm getting sorta horny
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Ups!!!
mhhh... it's hidden right? i can't find anything mysterious in there.
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i had sex with peter crouch
yeah don't stop til you get enough *hums great Michael Jackson song* you know? you should really try to shag an athlete they're the best!
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meow meow meow (I'm hungry)
aj, you're a brother of salem the cat???
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i had sex with peter crouch
yeah, he's in great shape. that is why i love athletes they can do it alllll night long. and i mean it. allllllllllllllll night long ;)
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my purse
of course, hun! :biker:
- my purse
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meow meow meow (I'm hungry)
i'm in for the tubby pudding though!!!
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i had sex with peter crouch
this is random now but my arm pits smell :( i'll have to take a shower before we're .. you know... >weeeeky weeeeeky<
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my purse
well and you're a nottie and you're too nice tinkster, my friend, this world is so cruel! let me tell you that! and you live in a wonderful world with your talking vacuum...dude, wake up!! i live in the real world and the real world is pretty fucked up
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i had sex with peter crouch
yeah man chelsea sucks ass
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my purse
you are such a horrible bitch you cannot even rhyme properly go home and cry, man! i got your goddamn purse but you're never gonna see it again unless you do me a favour, whore!