le petit prince

what $200? nooo you are wrong there was no money in it just the cosmetics he needs for his job!

oh god i think it's the phone ringing!!! you know what my ringtone is? it's liverpool fans in a stadium that go nuts because you scored a goal, baby. you are the best!!! they should pay you millions!!!!!! babe, i've got to answer that call.

yesssssirrrrr you are the hottest thing ever, peter i guess i'll bathe in kitty food so you can lick it off me i think there's some coffee left in the kitchen, kitty cat.

deffo, baby. i'll have everything prepared for you... especially the bed, of course that abbey bitch is so not worth it you'll have it better with me i'll take care of you plus, i'm sorta good friends with a guy called tinky winky i think he is a fan of yours

grrrrrrr you're a hottie okay, i still got that kitty's food i stole the other day... you're into that? i know you're a kinky one...

but you should eat more, petey boy! you're so thin they'll hurt you on the pitch!

i know thank you you should totally move to my place that abbey bitch...she is... a fake blonde! and i'm a real one! you'd better stick with me!!! and my boobs are real! you like man boobs?

well it's okay with me i mean he's tall and you know what they say about tall people... it's TRUE!

yeah...alright. i have got to say that you're DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN right!

i know but it's because we're both blonde blonde people are just the best you know like paris she is my idol she's like soo... like you know? like...totally awesome and stuff and duuuude she's soooo cute like... oh my god!!!

i know catalunya an ex-lover of mine was spanish

the janitor.

i'm sorry did i already mention i am french?

peter is pure sex :love:

eat some shit

we're no mates. we're lovers, peter!!!

paws off, biatch.

LIAR!!!! you will burn in hell for that!! peter said i was the only one!!!!!!

ooohh...and he is english. i got a weakness for english men. i love your accent, babe. english men are just the best. don't mess with 'em, right? cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers

fact, bitches!

omg!!! it is peter crouch! i love the dance you do. and you're cute because you're blonde and i love blonde people. and i think red suits you!

no!!! i didn't steal it! i found it! i saw the octupus wrestler hide it from you behind a tree and i found it and i wanna give it back to you! it's a red purse right? and there's lipstick in it.

oh thank you so much my lovely violer friend. you are violet right? that's my favourite colour!!!!

i got your purse, tinkster!!!!