Hopeless Romantic

Ooh...that sounds great.

Gay and purple. What an unfortunate combination.

Pretty much, yeah.

You know he's hot. And that whole changing ladies thing makes him a challenge. ;)

Dude, put on a French maid outfit. It's not that hard.

That after-match smell is better than the sweaty musk of miners from Nebraska.

Dude. Dude. Dude. I would never sing that. Ever.

Je ne parle pas la langue! :embarassed:

No thanks. I heard about a string of murders committed by a guy wearing a purple pimp suit.

That's what I'd assume.

He's hot.

I've long forgotten about that...but now, hearing those words spoken is finer than the purest gold which you could not actually wear well because pure gold is very soft. Anyway, alright.

What's wrong with having sex with Crouch? :wink3:

In the special place, everything's okay. :smoking:

What if she's lying and Alex got ahold of Noo Noo? :shocked2:

Smoke dat shit. :smoking:

it's the purple song say p-u-r-p-l-e the color of love say p-u-r-p-l-e and sing it like a cow say p-u-r-p-l-e and jump without your shoes! say p-u-r-p-l-e purple like the moon! I'm feeling this.

Noo Noo owes me money.

OMFG I LOVE THAT SONG CLEANING LADY! BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUEEE. The Purple Song doesn't look all that great. Maybe when we sing it, it'll be better.

No, no, but those do sound very good.

I would, but I don't know the words.

Uh....yes?

Have you ever seen that James Bond movie? I can't remember for the life of me what it was called. Something like Platypussy or something.

Sing with me?

Yeah. If there's one group of fans I hate, it's totally Coldplay fans, man. -puff-