Phantom of the Opera

I think you and Al need some private time

As long as you study hard and post less on here, you should be fine

If you enjoy it enough to call it brilliant, I expect that it is

Musically, God is actually Thom Yorke. However, if you want to talk to God, might I suggest this site

I probably get as much as Stephen Hawking at the moment.

A little...but we just lock the door and serve through the hatch if there are scary people about

A petrol station :D

haha. if only.

Ah well that sounds lovely. I'm sure you'll look sensational. I'm good thanks, had work earlier which was made even more wonderful by fit vets breaking down and coming in store :)

Awesome :D Ah nice one. All shaved off is it?

Well they've all pretty much realised that they don't in fact love me after all haha. Although some I've got tired of too. I don't tend to stay in relationships very long

Yes, I give money to the NSPCC monthly

Assuming the child had no actual father, yes most definitely. I certainly wouldn't want to force my fatherhood on it though. You have to wait for the child to make that connection

It's got to be less harmful than actually dating a child. So good luck with that Pingu. On a serious note, I wouldn't have a problem if I cared enough about her, and I expect I'd begin to care for the child too

Awesome. Which superhero did you choose?

hahah. Well in that case, I do pound the pudding from time to time

hahaha this isn't about whether I masturbate or not. This is about self-improvement and eerr Fight Club

Really? I've always found the opposite! I've had one or two girls say they're madly in love with me, and one girl even decided she'd stalk me...whereas I can honestly say I've never been in love. I've cared a lot for girlfriends, but not to an extent where I said I loved them.

haha is that so? well I'll stick to Batman then. How are you beautiful Bonster?

Indeed there isn't sir. In fact, I think it's responsible for most of their diet!!

hahaha. well I think we all want to improve ourselves a bit...but as they say in Fight Club "Self-improvement is masturbation"

^haha you're wonderfully random. I like you

No unfortunately. I split from my last one about a month ago, and no joy since. Why...you interested? ;)

Nah they rip you off on the shakes. Supersize all the time