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Phantom of the Opera

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Everything posted by Phantom of the Opera

  1. Yeah that's the sort of bowel movement we're on about
  2. Well my point was that someone had said they knew someone from New Zealand, and the creator from the thread was from New Zealand. Their comment inferred that him being from New Zealand almost instantly made him responsible (despite it being tongue in cheek). That, to me was like saying that I know a man who owns a chicken and that must instantly mean that he was responsible for bird flu. I can't explain it any clearer than that
  3. you managed to take my joke and turn it round. Nice one. I must admire your wit
  4. Bowel movement?
  5. I fucking love them. And they're miles better than the Arctic Monkeys...at least they're original...and charismatic!
  6. On the other hand, at least I had the balls to voice my discontent using my proper user name. This person seems to be a bit of a coward, and is not even getting any respect from me
  7. I know someone who owns a chicken, but I don't suddenly blame him for bird flu
  8. Well if they're women AND gay...could work
  9. Good girl. Although if it could get you a rise. Not that type of rise. A monetary one. Gah. Ooh 1000 posts.
  10. I do believe I've never tried. I imagine 2 or 3
  11. Rest wherever you are then, leaning on a fellow chum. Try and avoid negligently rubbing their genetalia
  12. Beware of the CHICKEN MAN
  13. I'm a big fan of a cheese and beans toasted sandwich. Ymm
  14. Whatever you set your heart on I guess. I would avoid sewage work and cat food testing though
  15. Sounds like: CHICKEN
  16. If you're feeling sick, I would advise taking out your spleen and giving it a good wash
  17. Yes. I am whiteasaghost. whiteasasheet. whiteasapaper
  18. Somebody stole my genitals. Oh don't worry. I found them. Ah
  19. I'd stay away from old age pensioners if I were you
  20. It might have something to do with your tragic knife accident
  21. Let's misbehave
  22. My favourite musical character...

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