Glossal Fragster

I just hope he returns with cake.

Ah, shit. All other James' are pointless.

Can I use this quote, as a quote, for me to win "Most influential thread created by a chap named James"?

Hello, both of you. Are you well? I think everyone should read this detailed, and factual blog post, all about the week/hours before Christ's birth. http://www.theartofsillytalk.wordpress.com

Well, whatever you've said in this thread, doesn't matter now, as my blog is finished. http://theartofsillytalk.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/a-christmas-story-based-on-pure-facts/ If you want to know the truth, I'd read.

I'm writing a longer one on my blog, and I can assure you, all information contained within it is pure fact. James, the disciple, texted it to me.

Mary, had a little bit of a fright. She worried that she was going to have to give birth, a week before her due date. She called Joseph back from his regular game of golf. He wasn't happy. He was beating the 3rd wise man. Later on, it was all revealed to be fine. It was just a bit of wind (pumps/ farts etc.) Joseph, was livid.

Snow is okay, but awful when it turns all slippy. I ain't want to be embarassin' myself, innit. My day was okaaaay thanks. Yours?

This thread was only created, because I liked the thought of garden peas being terrorists. (See 1st post)

Hello everybody! It was snowing a lot today. It's cold. Hello!

Okay. So, he's let out in to our world again, in about 30 minutes? Golly!

Happy birthday, doll. :wink3:

I've never heard of Billabong. To me, it sounds like a drug taking device for "Lord of the Rings" fans. If I met a surfer, the first thing I'd say would probably be.. "So dude, seen any big waves recently? Yeah? How Big? Wooooow!" And, I'm good, but a bit good.

Yeah. I think I was already in the "Doom Crew" when I first heard of the myth that was, Reilly. So, he didn't really influence me at all at that point. But hey, you're not a myth, you're an actual man, that may like a bit of a cuddle.

Reilly, that's how I 1st knew of you. Mark's little slagging off rants. They weren't so much rants, as multiple puns, but with hatred behind every character.

It's very good. and Reilly, WHAT ARE YOU LIKE!? :lol: How're you maaan? (I used 3 a's. So what.)

Same thing happened to me. Almost word for word.

Nice! I'm good. Working on a review of "Shaun of the Dead" right now. Too tired to do my usual brilliant thinking though.

Good Evening! How're you?

Good: (Choose a word to place after "Good") - Evening - Morning - Afternoon - Fellas - Charlotte - Cop

I really hope he slips Elephant or Hammock in to a post.

He'll start to change every single word in his sentences, to a pun, so they don't even make sense.

I'll say it, how I meant it to be taken: "2 days 'til MarkMas!" = "That awful man is back in 2 days. It's so peaceful without him. Just, stay away." I hope that's all the confusion dealt with.

Two more days 'til MarkMas!

That's fine, he can read this all he wants. I'm sure it won't be as good as good a read as the Dictionary