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No it's not. You are. Ok here's the deal. Let's have a threesome and I'll leave him to you afterwards. Deal?

You forgot Granpa in the list, Ren. And I said. STOP FIGHTING, LET'S HAVE AN ORGY, SHALL WE?

Pff. What happens on coldplaying doesn't count. Chris and I had an affair in real life. Remember at that so called CPing prom when he went to the bathroom and took forever to come back to you? wel he was with me. :kiss:

:wink3: Please people, let's stop fighting and let's have an orgy, shall we?

*handshake* You made the right choice.

Ren's mah god. If there has to be a cult, it should be his.

Then it's mine? :uhoh: You do. You just aren't aware of it, you sex symbol. I laughed. Yeah. Blame it on Imke.

No I am all about love, caring and romantism :wacky:

Wolsty's mine, bitch :whip:

No that's just your imagination :kiss: You are, dear, I see how you're seducing everyone to have sex with them. Well I have to disagree there, who needs penetration? Fingers and tongues are just fine when we make good use of them. Hahahaha, I remember telling you this weekend that I wasn't such a perv on coldplaying. I think I made that a lie today :uhoh:

Imke is a whore who sleeps with everyone! :wacko:

:kiss: who? :uhoh: Imke?

No, I don't fall for that kind of thing. :kiss:

Hi, I'm a good sex counsellor, are you interested in my services?

I meant it :kiss: I'm not a problem, I am a cure, I just told you :whip:

What do you want, I always wreck these couples. And I'm not doing it on purpose either. I know, it happens to everyone who meets me. :charming:

I know, I know, I'm sorry. Your attraction to me is like a disease and I am the cure :dozey: I'm not joining that cult :snobby: i can have threesomes all the time, if I want to, I don't need you. :kiss:

Yup, I used to be their sex counsellor, but it always turned into threesomes, I got fired.

You mean nothing, Reilly :snobby:

Imke loves angry sex. Reilly just always falls asleep.

So to sum it up, who did Reilly convince to join the cult and who stayed on the bright side?

I'm off to college, peeps, have a good orgy :kiss:

Oh, I had no idea :sad: She's all yours again now. :kiss: *ignores Reilly*

You two had something?! IMKE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

WELL YOU NEVER SAID YES EITHER :snobby: Oh my god, so what we had was fake? :bigcry: I'm done talking to you Reilly :snobby: