Everything posted by Imke
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Ah good. :freak: Gah, I bet that was pretty stressful. :uhoh: I could never get up that early every day. I will. :wacky: I'm so looking forward to Thursday ... everything will be over by then. :dance:
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- be the last!
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
You're a bakery? :uhoh: Ah I see ... I think our oven is quite good, but I haven't used it in ages. :disappointed: I should really bake something next weekend. :wacky:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I don't think it's exactly the same though. :wacky: We Germans are just wayyyyy too unique. You shouldn't eat those. :uhoh: Haha ... I tend to screw things up, when I cook ... never when I bake though. Ah okay. Do it. :heart:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:dizzy: Hahahaha ... Okay ... I tried to find a translation, because everyone will start to think we're being pervy in German otherwise. :wacky: You are baking Christmas cookies/Christmas biscuits. Ahhhh ... my mother's gonna make those tomorrow. :wacky: I don't like Backmischungen ... I like to do things myself. Hahaha ... you don't even want to know what my room looks like right now. :awesome: Ms. Chaos ... Awww, I love Love Actually ... I think I'm ordering the DVD and watch it again in English ... I think that movie might actually get me into Christmas mood. :wacky: I think I watched Trainspotting once, but I don't remember it. :uhoh:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
We need to find out what Plätzchen backen means in English. :wacky: Ahhhhhh, the whole house smelled good yesterday, because my mother was baking Plätzchen. :cheesy: And Love Actually is on TV. I love that movie. :wacky: @Dee: Haha, I just googled geonitseupnida from your sig and the only thing that came up was the Coldplaying forum. :freak:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Bye evil boy. :disappointed: And hi Dee. :kiss:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
*leaves*
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
OMG ... Reeeeeeeeeen! Someone just posted a pic of your new love in that other thread. :blush: I bet you two/three are so cute together! :blush:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
You are incorrect.;)
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
No way, I look even nerdier with glasses. :snobby:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
You meanie. :bigcry: Don't forget you're still married to Gaga. :rolleyes:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Who the fuck is that?! :bigcry:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:wreck: You're mind is really perverted and fucked up. :bigcry: Hahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:awesome: Oh wait ... that's not Matt. :uhoh: @Julia: Ahh, stupid verkaufsoffene Sonntage. :sick: :hug:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Gaaah, no stay you drooling perv. I love you, okay. :lips: Deeeeeeeeeeee! Yes, Ren volunteered to find us some. :mellow:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
If you give me Matt porn, then I'll watch Matt porn. :bigcry: Yay! Have fun ... awww, I love that. I can't wait for next weekend when I finally have some time. :cheesy: Hahahahaha ...
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I don't love you. :kiss:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Oh come on, is this the new perv unit?! :bigcry: Naaahhhh, I don't watch porn, why won't you believe me! :bigcry: I want to do Plätzchen backen too. :wacky: Just do it ... you can stay up all night. :wacko:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
You pervs. :whip: Plätzchen backen. :wacky: Yes, yes, yes HD Flatscreen ... :awesome: And no Ren, no porn. :snobby: HAARP! :heart: I swear I saw every pore on Matt's face.
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Don't you whip me, lady! :lips: Mraaaaa ... I love our new HD TV. :wacko:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Juuuuuuuuulia! :wacko:
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We will be a little short of puns for the next week
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