Everything posted by Heffy
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The Perv Unit
I'd rather see a video with Chris and Gwyneth. Screenshots from that would do better in my magazine
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LSD is the way to go.
:dozey: language really is not big in schools any more is it? they only teach you one sentence. It's sad back in the old days the teachers weren't that hot (they would never make my magazine) but at least you'd hear what they had to say.
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
ol' woodstock had a little too much Mariuhana in his days, it as damaged his brain cells
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The SEX thread
I'll admit I've had some close calls but I have the privilige of welth and was able to use my money to make those girls go away
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Found a picture of Gary G
Bye Gary old friend.. come by the mansion some day! nobody will look upon you actions there
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LSD is the way to go.
personally I prefer Marihuana, it makes me feel mellow. Plus it helps with all the aching that ages brings ;)
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
I should go as well. I need to get showered before dinner. tonight is mexican night
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
for all the ladies out there if you need a room I have enough to spare
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
the pictures will be able for purchase in my magazine. buy as many as you like for your collection off course these women have the appropriate age.
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
ahhh my good old friend Gary how was Thailand? meet any interesting women?
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
you only are as old as you feel therefore I do not consider myself old, young lady
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
I'm not so sure if my readers enjoy male presence, but if you look good i could shoot you for playgirl
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The SEX thread
I never have this problem. women always call me right away.
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I introduce meyself here to all za coldplay ladiez *blowz kiss in zi air wez a wink*
You and I should team up You can attrackt the ladies while I take pictures of them.
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The SEX thread
back in the old days, we would write letters and the ladies would be waiting by their mailboxes.
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The Perv Unit
the door to my home. ^that name sounds formiliar. where could I have heared that before?
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The SEX thread
I say don't persue if the first attemp is not answerd. You don't want to seem desperate, there always another girl
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The Perv Unit
If you people ever feel the need for a head quaters I feel my house would be the perfect place for you. the door is always open (if you're a hot blonde)
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What Are You Wearing Right Now?
Tonight I am comfortable in m own home and wearing a red silk bathrobe and bunny slippers
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The SEX thread
I feel at home around here already