Gary G

Oh mr watts, whip me hard or give the whip to that lovely young lady to whip me into shape, I have been a naughty boy and needs punishing

Well hello young lady

YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE

How very mean of you, and after I come back to the UK to start a new leaf and to promote my new greatest hits album.

Of course not, do you think I am stupid?

Oh la la, are you trying to get me to put my penis near you? First thing are you a member of the secret police though?

I like my girls

Drink

enjoy your evening with the ladies Marcel. I know I will

is very nice looking

I am in a room It is a very nice room

I know, you know, I'll never, never let you go, oh oh oh I haven't had sex for ages, it's hard to have sex while in prison.

The things they said about the two of us were lies I knew they couldn.t see the love lights in our ours They said I wouldn't dare, to show how much I care They didn't know that we were just two angels in disguise

And famous people Do you want an autograph?

Even I, Gary of Glitter wouldn't go to China, have you seen their human right's record?

There were some very sexy looking women in the transit lounge, they wouldn't allow me into Thailand, must be something to do with my good looks with ze ladies.

Could it be possible to send me some of those pictures, the police took away my collection. I will give you tickets for my new world tour