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EMILY IZ THE BEST NAME EVA

I love you Alexa :lips:

Someone who most people recognise the username of, but who isnt around a lot these days.

It's amazing how 7 words can make you laugh so much :lol:

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meerkats TAKE SOME PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Apparently Diarrhoea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.

I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way...through the driver's door.

I don't get Christopher Martin's point. If you can't take bad satirical humour you shouldn't be in the Lounge coz you're going to get offended all of the time. Anyways, this joke cracks me up every time :awesome: A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

Haha I heard this the other day and lol'd But hearing it the second time it kinda halves the hilarity of the first time

Yh, soon you'll have 111,000 posts like Crests

I never want to be old srsly I had to teach my nan to text. It was painful to say the least. :blank:

EVERYTHING'S.SO.NEAT.IMKE :bomb:

My room is a crapheap hahaha You wouldn't wanna see it :lol: Gawd some of your rooms are so tidy :surprised:

Ohhhh is someone going on hoilday? :wacko: