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Awww Jonny looks so cute :blush:

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YES!! thank you :cheesy:

Cleverbot: I'm not even playing it. User: Playing what? Cleverbot: Playing soccer. User: I don't like soccer. And in England, we call it football. Cleverbot: You just mispelled 'fool'. User: You just misspelled 'complete and utter fail'. Cleverbot: I DIDN'T SPELL MATHS FOOOL. And in england we call it maths. User: I know mate. I live in England. Cleverbot: I love england, in what city? User: Fuckyourmum city. Cleverbot: I am sorry, but I do not want to do that. :lol:

Cleverbot: Want some loving? User: Sorry, I don't make love to robots Cleverbot: Then you're a lower life form User: I love you too Cleverbot: And so you should. Bitch. I'm insulted :angry:

Dw Kels, It keeps asking me if I'm married :sick: Awww Nick :P

Omegle is full of Trolls though :sick: It takes me forever to find a normal person who isn't a pedo :disappointed:

:laugh3: :laugh3:

We're now talking in French :laugh3:

It comes out with some strange stuff if you ask it to name a Coldplay song :wtf: :laugh3:

Whenever I feel like having an argument, I think i'll go on there :lol: User: You're just a computer. Cleverbot: So what, don't hurt my feelings. User: You dont have feelings. Cleverbot: Computers are human too, you know! User: No, humans made you, you know. Cleverbot: True, but I am human. You are a creation. User: I'm real, you're not! Don't you understand? Cleverbot: Yes, but what qualifies you to make such a statement? User: Mother nature. Cleverbot: Is Mother Nature a computer? User: NO THAT'S MY POINT. Cleverbot: You had a point?

We're having an argument about who's real now :wtf:

User: Who programmed you? Cleverbot: The matrix. User: Do you know Neo then? Cleverbot: No. User: Awww not even the Oracle? Cleverbot: Actually I'm a 4000 year old wizard called Gandalf. :laugh3: :laugh3: How is this not a real person? :wtf: I'm scared :sick:

User: Coldplay? Cleverbot: Yes I am with the band now. User: Thats cool. Say hi to Chris for me. Cleverbot: I should say hi to my huisband for you? User: You're Gweneth? :O. Cleverbot: Yes. :surprised:

Bye bye Willyum :disappointed: http://www.cleverbot.com/ :awesome:

The cleverbot told me it spoke Dutch and then I asked it to speak Dutch and then it told me it didn't speak Dutch and then I was confused :dizzy:

Large bananas only live in Spain? :charming: Awwww man :disappointed:

LEKSIE :freak:

:policeman::builder::indianchief::cowboy::army: :biker: YMCA do do do doooo

I have a wall behind me :awesome:

I'm sorry, I'll give it back now :shame:

I keep getting distracted :freak: My english teacher is asking me to send him my essay again, so I was thinking of translating my entire english essay into lolcat and then sending it to him :lol: But I'm not sure if he has a big enough sense of humour to find it funny :thinking:

SPRED THA LUV! :kiss: How is everyone? :D

Picklez