Technicolor Liver

Well I'm going to be really good at it. :awesome:

Ocarina: Recorder: Which one should I buy?

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THIS IS A SERIOUS POST (ACTUALLY WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN): Should I buy an ocarina or a recorder?

SERIOUS POST (PROBABLY WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN):

This one time my bro homie gangsta when onto a story and it was cool. So was the ocean that he fell in after he jumped off a diving board on the moon.

Obviously he's a copy cat. This one time at my school library I put a cat on the copy machine. Then the machine blew up and destroyed all the books. And the people went flying too. The only thing that was left was me and my cat sitting in the middle of a field playing Monopoly and eating tapioca pudding. It cost me 10 cents.

Exactly Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Says the Harlem Globetrotter named Gobstopper.

You are not. You were born on an airplane where you sky dived down into the city of Atlantis. Then you went to Walmart and bought a calculator. That calculator actually had internet. Then you began to spam. You spammed so much that all the spam in the ocean died. The end.

So did my pet seal his name is Butterfly. He likes to eat bamboo. And flamingos.

No I didn't. You and me are not currently thinking alike. I meant breakfest. A festival I take everyday in 4th period where I celebrate breaks.

I'm proud to say I've never to done drugs. Only dino nuggets. And mini honey corn dogs. And chocolate milk. And fudge. And fingerless gloves. And discovering the sights of europe. And going to procomtours.com while I listen to the sound of baby turtles while I sit on an airplane going to Elephant Island in Iceland. That place has a lot of green. So does Ireland. Over 200 shades of green. I studied Ireland once. So did my buddy, pal, guru, cellmate, bandmate and mentor Felipe Raul Jonathan Dave Hernandez Psyduck.

Did you find any secret meanings in the lyrics? There was a lot of metaphors in there. What was your favorite lyric? Were there more than one lines of lyrics that you liked? Do you like to go swimming when the pool is frozen? How long do you stare at the sun per day? Have you ever seen Clash of The Titans? Do you use Netflix? Are you currently eating a taquito? What day is it? What did you have for breakfest? What's your favorite piece of paper? What's your favorite kind of pencil sharpener? Do you realize if you don't read and answer all these questions Chuck Norris will karate chop your soul with his eyes while you're laying down listening to the sweet sounds of Weird Al?

That song was sweet. :mellow:

Awesome! :awesome: This is such great news! I mean the best ever. You should write a letter. Because this is so awesome. Like this time I met a possum. It was at a saloon. He gave me a balloon. So I shook his hand. And then we began to dance. That was fun. And I won. Because it was a battle. And for winning, I got a rattle. And now I annoy the world. This one time a girl hurled. That was in my geometry class. Which I barely pass. Because I don't like shapes. I'd rather study apes. As in monkeys. Monkeys are funky. So is my mother. And my alien brother. He's green. And never mean. My sister's blue. And she's you. You understand right? Coolio, dawg, that's tight. You thought this was done. So if you did you better run. Because I've got a banana. Sitting in a hammock. In my backyard. And he eats lard. And he will destroy you. Because he's blue. And blue is amazing. And red is frustrating. But teal is a different story. Because pink is really gory. I don't know what else to rhyme with. It's weird what your mind thinks of when you let in wander. You know it really makes me ponder. What a brain is made of. Probably love. Or applesauce. Because I'm a boss. But I prefer pudding. Or else I'll lose my footing. While I'm building a building. Then blowing it up with teddy bears. And cupcakes. IF YOU READ THIS YOU'RE COOL. But you probably like to drool. I have to do homework one day. But the trees hit my house and blew it away. Along with my backpack. My lunch was in there!

Yes. :dozey:

1995 kids rock harder. :awesome:

That's not true because you think I'm awesome and you're only a day older! :cool:

Why? Does it make you mad? :wink3: I bet it does! :smug:

Zoo Tycoon 2 is better. Especially with the expansions packs and fan-made animals I have! :smug:

Have you seen him? :wink3: