Prospekt.

:thinking: What are you on about? ;)

Follow instructions you stooges.

You wish he did. You pervert.

Oh yeah... he absolutely is. He got caught publicly once. Well accused. Although he's dating some young model right now. I don't even care. He's sexy.

Other than Postcards From Far Away because that's just Chris. And not Poppyfields either... it's too short. For me it would be Life In Technicolor, but it was a tough decision.

Mean he's a tough aggressive sex bomb.

He's badass.

Adorable. 3 minutes in.

Ooooh yeah. High five!

Hey man. No one died. He's Chris freaking Martin. Invincible. I hope he cuts all you fools off. Don't disrespect.

Lol, that is so bonkers. That's not even mildly crazy. That's like... what the fuck are you doing. Maniacal. You gotta avoid the PAPS! It's still sexy, regardless of the people in danger.

The driving is sexy. Too bad for that kid and his broken leg though. And yeah. That hooker needed 27 stitches in her face. Who knew lanky boy could punch so hard.

DID YOU WANT ME TO CHAAAANGE WELL I CHANNGED FOR GOOOOD AND I WANT YOU TO KNOOWW THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS GET YOUR WAYY.

Yup. Good old Coldplay. KEYWORD: 'OLD' :P

Okay now. Let's not make stuff up. He didn't shoot and kid or piss in anyone's shoes. I do feel bad for that poor hooker though. No hooker would do the things he wanted her to.

From the moment I wake to the moment I sleep I'll be there by your side, just you try and stop me.

Oh absolutely. Remember that story about how he almost ran over a kid because he wanted a picture with him?

I still like them, of course. :) I'm just down on Viva, I think. Chris is absolutely fantastic. Too bad he hates his fans... especially children.

Well he practically swore at a 7 year old girl. That's hard to recover from. And lol bear, sometimes the truth is scary. I need to educate them.

Its true. It was really rude. What a jerk. The only thing bigger than his forehead is his ego.

It's a true story. He also fingered my friend as he was walking away.

He's a real jerk. My friend was waiting outside a concert with his little sister... who is like 7. And Chris was signed like two things and my friend shouted "can you sign this for my sister?" And he was like "I don't have fucking time you fucking twat." And my friend was like "she's a little girl... watch your language jerk." And then Chris was like "I can do whatever the fuck I want... don't you know who I am?" Then he walked off.

Mr. Buble, he'll steal your girlfriend and your mother. He might be second on my list... having a slight edge over Mother Teresa.

That would be brilliance.

Nice sig.