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Hey Lucy! :hug:

I was 42 milli seconds, 42 seconds, 42 minutes,42 hours, 42 days, 42 weeks and 42 months once :lol:

:lol:

I'm here! :D

I want a tea pot for my birthday.

The rain storms:bigcry: today was a sad day for me.

My doggie is sick :bigcry:

Laura! :hug:

Hi there! :)

It's so strange! But I find it so funny! :P :lol:

I had a little wee at in my pants looking at this .Im terribly sorry for this making nothing to do with Coldplay. I deserve a big kick up the arse :whip: Ok I really don't know why I find this funny its unbelievably funny but here goes: It's very stupid.

Hehe! We'll see! Btw silence is awesome!

Chapter 7: Hope By now the ambulance and the police are here. Chris is shaking. The police tell him to sit down and wait for the news of his friend but he can hardly sit when the love of his life is trapped under a truck. CHRIS: Can I use a phone? I need my friends with me. POLICE MAN: Sure. CHRIS: (behind tears) Will please Jonny is trapped please come. WILL: Wait man have you had too much? You haven’t even got to the lounge yet! CHRIS: WILL! If I were crying right now would you really think I was fucking with you! WILL: Chris what’s wrong? CHRIS: FUCK JUST COME DOWN A FEW MILES AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG. BRING GUY. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF HE IS DRUNK OR TALKING TO GIRLS OR ANYTHING. I’D SAY HE’D CARE FOR ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS MORE. WILL: We’ll be right there. In less than two minutes Will and Guy were there. GUY: Oh my god. Jonny. Chris what happened. CHRIS: Who gives a fuck what happened Guy. Jonny is trapped under a fucking truck right now. Guy and Will walk over to Chris and both put an arm around him and hold him tight. They are all together in a little group hug. Guy suddenly starts crying and then Will starts. A policeman appears. POLICEMAN: I think you guys better go home. It’s getting pretty late. We will be sure to give you the news tomorrow. Can I have a number we could contact? GUY: We are staying. As long as it takes. Until the morning ,another two days we don’t give a shit how long it takes we will be here. WILL: Yeah. POLICEMAN: Ok. We will get you some tea if you want some. GUY: Thanks. CHRIS: I’m so scared. It looks like they aren’t doing anything. WHAT THE FUCK. Chris starts getting angry and stands up. Guy and Will try to calm him down. GUY: Come on man they are trying their best. CHRIS: I’m sorry. It’s just I can barely breath right now if he dies..I’m not living. I don’t care I can’t live without him. WILL: Chris. Do not say that. CHRIS: No! I’ll say what I want. I’ll do what I want. It’s my choice. My life. GUY: We will just have to hope. About 20 mins have passed Chris has fallen asleep with his head rested on Will’s lap. GUY: Should we wake him? WILL: He needs some sleep. He has been here longer than we have. The shock has tired and stressed him out. He needs the sleep. We will wake him when they get Jonny out. GUY: Yeah ok. A few more minutes pass. Guy and Will hear screaming. Will shakes Chris. WILL: Chris, Chris wake up I think something happening. CHRIS: What? Is he out yet? WILL: No but I think something is going on. A policeman walks towards Will Guy and Chris. POLICEMAN: We have got the truck off. But we havn’t got him out yet. The top of the car is absoloutly squashed down on the passenger side. There is the slightest chance we will get him out alive. All three start crying once again. WILL: All three of us. Come on everyone hold hands. We are going to pray and pray and pray. Everyone close their eyes and take a few minutes silence for Jonny. Think of all the great times we’ve had with him. And think of all the moments we ARE going to have with him. All the laughs. All the cries. Every single thing about Jonny that you remember. We need hope. This is for Jonny.

Tough! Both sq

Sorry for beng so late there is something wrong with my internet again so I’ll have to get the last of this fineshed soon because it’s going to go again. :bigcry: Anyway here’s Chapter 6: Help. Oh crap please tell me its chapter 6! :uhoh: It’s 6:30 in the evening and Jonny and Chris are sitting in Jonny’s living room watching Carebears and eating popcorn. CHRIS: I’ve grown quite fond to these bears. JONNY: I know! Isn’t it really good? CHRIS No, not really I just find it amazing the way the bears are different colors. JONNY: Yeah amm you mightn’t have noticed but, it’s a cartoon. CHRIS: That’s what you think. JONNY: Ah shit it’s over. CHRIS: Yeah, what do you want to do now? JONNY: I don’t know really. Do you want to go somewhere? CHRIS: Yeah kind of. But where? JONNY: I don’t know how about we ring Guy and Will and we go out for some drinks? CHRIS: Yeah ok! But you have to watch me or we will have me throwing up all over again. JONNY: Ok. I’ll go ring them. Can you go get ready? And I can’t remember where my keys are would you be able to find them for me? CHRIS: Yeah no bother. Within a few minutes Chris and Jonny are out the door and fighting on who will drive. CHRIS: I don’t mind driving, seriously it would be better for me if I didn’t drink. Please let me drive. You can have a good time! JONNY: Are you sure? CHRIS: Yeah, seriously it’s fine. JONNY: Thanks love. ( Jonny kisses Chris) CHRIS: No bother. So where we heading? JONNY: Take the next left. Guy says there’s a good lounge on that road and it would be pretty hard to miss it. CHRIS: Ok. JONNY: Amm can you see it? CHRIS No. Did he say it was on the left side or right, because there is a lot of houses and things like that here, it’s hard to recognise a lounge. JONNY: CHRIS! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! CHRIS: FUCK! Chris tries his best to avoid the truck. There were loud and screeching shouts and then silence. CHRIS: JONNY! JONNY! CAN YOU HEAR ME? JONNY! Chris jumps out of the car and sees that half of the truck is thrown onto Jonny’s side of the car. He tries his best to do something but at this time it’s pretty hard. Chris starts screaming crying. CHRIS: SHIT! OH FUCK! JONNY! PLEASE JONNY ANSWER ME. SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE PLEASE! STOP FUCKING STARING AND HELP ME HERE!

Ok this is a tincy bit pervy, not much at all though. Chapter 5: Teaching Chris and Jonny are on the way to Jonny’s house. They aren’t doing anything strange or that looks suspicious so everything is fine. They reach the house. CHRIS: What do you want to do? JONNY: Do you want to do it? CHRIS: Yeah! But you have to teach me.. JONNY: Ok which do you need me to teach you, romantic sex or dirty? CHRIS: I already am very good at being romantic so I’ll try dirty I seriously have no idea how to be dirty. JONNY: Ok so, don’t get scared I’m going to be a bit strange when I go into my horny and dirty mood. Ok? CHRIS: Yeah ok. Jonny puts on a really deep voice that doesn’t sound one bit like him it’s so deep it sounds like dark vader. JONNY: PULL DOWN YOUR TROUSERS BITCH! Chris starts screaming like a girl. CHRIS: AHH! You’re scaring me! JONNY: Sorry! Ok just pull down your trousers and a long the way try do something to turn me on. Chris slowly takes off his belt and whips it off Jonny’s ass. JONNY: AHHHHHHHH!!! OWW!! SHIT!! CRAP! ASS.IN.PAIN! CHRIS: Oh shit man sorry. JONNY: It’s ok. But that’s good. Just don’t hit me with it. Tease me! Put the belt between your legs. Chris does what he’s told. CHRIS: Is that good? JONNY: Perfect now pants off. JONNY Good Chris! Really good! I like what your doing with your private places! It turns me on..A LOT! Jonny doesn’t care that Chris needs to be taught so he pushes him on to his bed. He rips off Chris’ shirt and starts kissing him all the way down his body. Making Chris moan continuously. Jonny moves down further. Chris has trouble breathing and closes his eyes and lets Jonny do his stuff. CHRIS: Shit man, that’s good. JONNY: Shh. Jonny moves back up and kisses Chris. Chris moves down to Jonny’s neck. CHRIS: Mmm..Your cologne smells nice. JONNY: Really? It’s Tommy Hilfigger. CHRIS: Yeah I guessed that. It’s all you have! JONNY: How do you know? CHRIS: I take a little peek at all your stuff. And those porno magazines under your bed! Please share! JONNY: Ha ha. Of course of course. CHRIS: And your collection of carebear things? JONNY: Please don’t say any more! I got them for Will and I. We really like it Chris. CHRIS: Ok…..?? Strange but..ok… JONNY: Don’t tell Guy! He is too much of a bad boy. If he finds out he’ll be like calling Will and I babies. Please? CHRIS: Yeah it’s ok! I love you. Did you know that? I actually do. JONNY: Really? Wow that’s a shocker. Never thought you’d ever say that! CHRIS: What? Why? JONNY: I’m joking you stupid cow. CHRIS: Hehe! I do though. I love you Jonny Buckland. Ok Im going to prove it. Chris picks up the phone and dials a number someone picks up. VOICE: Hello, Buckland residence! CHRIS: Hello Ms. Buckland! Can you put me on loud speaker? BUCKLAND RESIDENCE: Of course. CHRIS: Hello everybody I love your son and brother so much. He is everything to me. And I will love him until I die. BUCKLAND RESIDENCE: Ok Chris, is that all? CHRIS: Yes, talk soon bye! Chris hangs up and calls again another number. VOICE: Hello, Martin residence! CHRIS: Daddy! I have to be quick put me on loud speaker. MARTIN RESIDENCE: Ok, one minute! CHRIS: Hi everybody I love Jonny! He is my world. I love him lots like jelly tots. MARTIN RESIDENCE: Chris no jelly tots! CHRIS: Sorry Daddy! It was only one packet! MARTIN RESIDENCE: NO CHRISTOPHER ! You know what they do! ( Jonny whispers to himself) JONNY: I must be the only one living who doesn’t know what jelly tots are. CHRIS: Ok no more sorry. MARTIN RESIDENCE: Ok Chris! Have a nice time with Jonny and talk soon! CHRIS: Bye guys! Love you all! JONNY: Ok that went exceptionly well! CHRIS: Yeah it did! I really love you. JONNY: I love you too!

Really great Jknc! Can't wait for more! :dance:

:stunned: Holy crap Jknc chapter 6 was awesome! :stunned:

Haha! Laura they are great! The second one is so funny! I don't think I've seen that photo before!

Ok this might be long! Chapter 4: The Hardest Part Jonny wakes up suddenly and sits up in the sofa. He looks to his right where Will is standing in the doorway. JONNY: Will! Oh my god! You nearly made me crap my pants! How long have you been standing there? WILL: Not long. Just tell me one thing. What the fuck are you doing sleeping there right beside Chris. JONNY: He’s really sick mate, he wanted me to stay here with him until the morning if he feels better. WILL: Ok as long as it’s nothing more than that. Get up and get ready for practice and wake up Chris to see if he is any better. If he’s fine be at the bakery at 1:30. JONNY: Yeah ok. Will walks out and closes the door behind him. Jonny sits there with his head in his hands thinking to himself. JONNY: At least I hope it was nothing more than that… JONNY: Chris wake up come on man wake up. CHRIS: Yeah, yeah what’s wrong? JONNY: Nothing let me check your temperature. JONNY: It’s gone down a lot. You still need to drink a lot of liquids though because it’s still a bit high. Are you feeling better yourself? CHRIS: Yeah I really am. God I just remember that night now. How many drinks I drank. I’m never doing that again. JONNY: Yeah you went a bit over the top. CHRIS: Ha ha I know, I know. Next time will you please watch me? JONNY: Yeah. Ok do you think you’d be ok to go practice? CHRIS: Yeah I’d say so. Can I borrow some clothes? The ones I was wearing yesterday I kinda threw up all over them. JONNY: Yeah that’s fine. Chris gets up and leaves the room. Jonny calls him back. JONNY: Chris wait come back I need to talk to you. CHRIS: What’s wrong? JONNY: About last night. Do you remember I kissed you? CHRIS: Yeah. Why? Do you want me to do it now? JONNY: Well see that’s the problem. Chris I didn’t tell you. Just before you woke up Will was here. He saw me and you right beside each other on the couch. Chris walks over to where Jonny is sitting and puts an arm around him. CHRIS: I think I get what you mean. JONNY: See, I really really like you Chris. But do you get what I’m saying? I want to be with you but what about Guy, Will and Phil? Like it will be hard do you know what I mean? Like if we…… Chris took his hands and grabbed Jonny’s face and pressed it to his. Chris slid his tongue into Jonny’s mouth and soon, Jonny did the same back. CHRIS: This will work I’m telling you we will talk to the guys. JONNY: Ok. I hope so.. Jonny and Chris made there way to the bakery and met Will and Guy. CHRIS: Where’s Phil? GUY: He rang he told us to get started he’s stuck in traffic. CHRIS: Ok. Amm can we talk to you two about something? Will makes a quick glance at Jonny but already, Will knows what Chris is talking about. WILL: Yeah go ahead. CHRIS: I really don’t know how you will take this but.. Jonny and I love each other. The whole room stayed frozen and there was complete silence. Will and Guy look at each other. GUY: This obviously came really suddenly for us but..it wasn’t really a shock. I’m strangely ok with it. WILL: Yeah I suppose. We still need to tell Phil though. Phil walks in the door. PHIL: Chris! I see your better! CHRIS: Yeah I really am. PHIL: That’s good. Ok lets get to work. Chris tries to catch Jonny’s attention. He quietly whispers without Phil seeing. Guy and Will see everything. CHRIS: Jonny..What are we supposed to say. It seemed easier telling the others. JONNY: I know. GUY: Oh my god you two are such drama queens..PHIL! PHIL: Yeah? GUY: Chris and Jonny are dating. PHIL: I kind of guessed. JONNY: That’s a relief. PHIL: Do you think you guys could hide it from the spotlight? It mightn’t be easy and it probably won’t work but it’s worth a try. CHRIS: We’ll try our best. PHIL: Ok. We have really got to get to work. Its nearly 2:00 now and we have nothing done. JONNY: Ok one minute I forgot to have breakfast. I’m going getting a banana in the kitchen. JONNY: Darn! It’s bruised! CHRIS: Mine isn’t. (pointing to his crotch) JONNY: Chris don’t be a perv. Maybe later! CHRIS: Ooo yay! Chris starts getting hyper running around the room doing cartwheels and at one point starts doing tumbles. He jumps up on the couch and takes out a pack of jelly tots out of his pocket. He throws every little jelly into his mouth and all the sugar left at the end of the packet. GUY: Someone’s feeling better! PHIL: Jonny! You did not give Chris jelly tots! JONNY: How does everyone know these things?

Dying :\ Im pretty nervous. It's not really a fear though. Other than that amm when you on your own in the dark and you hear scary noises when you are trying to sleep and scary insects that look scary.

Awesome!!

Chapter 3: Better It’s 4:30 in the morning and Chris is awake. Throwing up, now too warm and sweating. He tries to wake Jonny quietly. CHRIS: Jonny, Jonny, Jonny. Please wake up. Jonny. JONNY: Wha..what? Chris? You ok? What time is it? CHRIS: 4:30 and no. I have a sore tummy and a sore head and sore eyes and sore... Jonny kisses Chris gently on the lips. JONNY: Still sore? CHRIS: Yes..but it was still good. JONNY: Ha ha let me feel your forehead. JONNY: Holy shit man your like a freaking boiled kettle. Let me get you some ice and a glass of water. Chris sits up and rubs his head. Then reaches for the bucket and throws up. Jonny walks in and hands Chris the water and puts the ice on Chris’ head. JONNY: Lie down and take off your t- shirt. CHRIS: What? JONNY: Just do it! It will make you feel better I’m telling you. Chris takes off his t-shirt and spreads himself across the couch. Jonny takes some ice off Chris’ forehead and moves it along Chris’ chest and down his body. Chris shivers of the feeling of the freezing cold ice on his boiling hot body. CHRIS: FUCK! That is freaking cold! But it feels good. Thanks Jonny. Your like another Mother for me. JONNY: It’s fine Chris just try get some sleep. Chris moves into a comfortable position and closes his eyes. Within seconds he is asleep. Jonny stays sitting on the ground stroking Chris’ cheek and body. He touches the top of Chris forehead. It’s still over his normal temperature. He keeps some ice on it for a little while more. After about 20 minutes Jonny goes back to his original position before he woke up and quickly goes back to sleep again right beside Chris. The next morning the door knocks but neither Chris or Jonny hears it. Will approaches through the door. WILL: Guys its 12:20 we better be going to the bakery to rehearse again and…. WILL: Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Jonny and Chris are still asleep while Will is standing in the doorway traumatised. WILL: Oh my god. What the hell are the others going to say…Uh oh…

Run away clothes or games

Chapter 2: BFFLUWD Jonny searches for his keys in his pocket and struggles to hold Chris on his shoulders he accidently let go of Chris and there was a loud thump. Chris moans. CHRIS: Owww… Jonny lets out a little giggle. CHRIS: God mate you don’t know how much pain I just had there and all you can do is laugh? JONNY: Sorry, sorry but I couldn’t help it. It looked so funny. CHRIS: Yeah ok just help me here..It hurts to move. Jonny once again throws Chris over his shoulder and walks in the door. He throws Chris on the sofa and walks into his room. CHRIS: NO!! Please, Jonny, no please. JONNY: What the hell Chris what’s wrong? CHRIS: Don’t leave me. I don’t want to be alone. Please. JONNY: What? CHRIS: I don’t want to be sick all alone. JONNY: What do you want me to do make myself throw up? CHRIS: No. JONNY: Well I can’t help you then. CHRIS: No, please I just want you to stay with me. JONNY: Where? There is no room. CHRIS: I’ll make some lie down beside me, I know it sounds weird but right now I need some warmth. And your always warm Jonny. JONNY: Well, just for your sake. CHRIS: Wait! I gotta go pee. Come with me. JONNY: Chris, what do you want me to do hold your hand while you go take a tinkle? CHRIS: No what the fuck man just stand outside the door. JONNY: Ok. Jonny and Chris walk back into the room and lie down beside each other on the small sofa trying their best to make room for each other. JONNY: Ow, Chris you just kneed me in the crotch. CHRIS: Woops sorry. CHRIS: Jonny keep me warm I’m freezing I can’t stop throwing up I need to be on the outside so I can reach for the bucket. Jonny wraps his arms around Chris and holds him close. JONNY: Better? CHRIS: Yeah. Thanks Jonny. You know you are my bffluwd. JONNY: What in the name of crap does that mean. CHRIS: You are my best-friend-for-life-until-we-die. Jonny starts laughing at the stupidness of what Chris said but just goes along with it. JONNY: You too Chris, you too. JONNY: Anyway, are you feeling better? CHRIS: Well whenever I’m with you there was never anything wrong with me. That doesn’t mean you have to leave! JONNY: I’m not going anywhere. CHRIS: I love you lots like jelly tots Jonny Buckland. JONNY: Emm I have no idea what jelly tots are but I love you too. CHRIS: Well, they are jelly with sugar on top of them they a…. JONNY: I really don’t give a crap Chris. Chris slowly falls asleep. Jonny keeps Chris as close as possible to him with his arms wrapped around Chris’ body.