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Hey girls, I´m back! :hug: BTW, did you guys see my thread? http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=59710 :rolleyes:

I showed him this one: :lol:

My little brother( 9 years old ) saw a picture of Coldplay and started to say random stuff about Guy. So I asked him : Is that what he looks like to you? And he told me yes, so he started talking about the other guys as well, and this is what he said about Chris,Guy,Will,and Jonny :laugh3: Guy Berryman: -He is a model. -He has a very fat,white persian cat -He is very rich -He has marshmallows in his mouth, so that his cheeks look big -He only has 4 toes -He walks like Danny in the movie Grease -In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes -He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man -He wears mascara Chris Martin: -His real name is Jack -He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins -He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well -He loves to listen to Miley Cyrus´s song The Climb, when he is climbing -In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts -He eats lucky charms everyday after eleven o´clock at night -he often pees in his bed Will Champion: -His real name is Bob -He shops at Gamestop like a girl -Loves the transformers games -He watches Hanna Montana the movie -he plays guitar like a hobo -He likes licking walls -He cares about the hobos -he spies on kids playing on the playground Jonny Buckland: -His real name is Frank -He cuts beards for a living -he lives with his mom -He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head -Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal -He loves looking at peoples head -He follows old ladys around because they give him candy bars -Instead of walking, he skips like a girl I thought I was going to die of laughter when he told me all this :laugh3: So I thought that I would share it with you guys :smug: EDIT: I forgot he had said something about him too ( I told him about Phil :smug: ) Phil Harvey: -He collects the paper butterflies in jars and gives them to Chris when he is upset -He loves peter pan -Chris is his only friend -he steals money from Guy -He sleeps naked -He screams everytime he sees an ant -He can put a whole jawebreaker in his mouth -His real name is Lord. Quentin Leonardo Winston -He only drinks gatorade -He likes to massage will´s head when he is sleeping -He likes to touch strangers -Him and Jonny hava a secret club were they discuss Chris and Guys hotness -He likes to drink lipgloss :lol:

Yeah I think, I am going to bring my iPod touch. So I am praying that theres wireless internet there :lol: Too bad about the tickets though :(

Good morning girls!! :hug: I am going camping with my grandpa today, so I won´t be able to use a computer untill monday next week :shifty: So I will see you guys later! :heart: :kiss: EDIT: Oh no, what if I miss page 4242!? :uhoh: Dang it!! :shifty:

hcunydh7g6erthhjhdgr&/58&T78gYhuyHuyr%$%#566778TyuguY76 :freak: :freak: :freak: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT PICTURE!!!?? :bomb: :lol:

he likes norwegian girls better :lol: Isn´t that right Chris? :whip:

Ahahah :lol:

HAhah, good one Brooke :laugh3: LOL [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQxTx8lKWv8&feature=fvw]YouTube - 'Coldplay' triunfa en Barcelona[/ame] WTF is wrong with Chris? He can´t freaking sit still :laugh3: Looks like he really doesn´t want to be there :P

And as Chris said in an interview : We love to be touched. THATS LIKE HIM SAYING : Come and get me girls :dance: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cICuMVQ4kxQ]YouTube - Coldplay[/ame] That video cracks me up :lol: Chris in the beginning : hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes: :laugh3:

Horses are scary :uhoh: But I like the little ones, like the Iceland horses :dance:

Oh I agree Caitlyn :dance:

I can´t wait to we get on page 4242! :dance: I´m such a Coldplay fan, it´s scary :laugh3: THAT PICTURE MAKES ME GO CRAZY :dead:

I can´t wait to we get on page 4242! :dance: I´m such a Coldplay fan, it´s scary :laugh3: THAT PICTURE MAKES ME GO CRAZY :dead:

I have written another fanfic girls :dance: I posted it in the group :sneaky: Good morning btw :D :hug:

LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!!!! :whip:

Cows are awesome :dance: At least they don´t hang us humans upside down, slit our throats and eat us :rolleyes:

OH MY GOD! I WANT TO FUCK CHRIS MARTIN!!!! OH MY GOD! I WANT TO FUCK CHRIS MARTIN!!!! OH MY GOD! I WANT TO FUCK CHRIS MARTIN!!!! OH MY GOD! I WANT TO FUCK CHRIS MARTIN!!!! Sorry, I just had a little spaz attack there, forgive me :whip: :laugh3:

But I´m gonna go now, :( I´m going to go watch the Da Vinci Code, the book was freaking AWESOME! So I am keeping my fingers crossed that the movie is too :laugh3: Bye girls :heart: Love you all! :hug:

Yeah, ok GWYNETH IS BANNED FROM THIS THREAD! IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION HER IN THIS THREAD ANYMORE FROM THIS MOMENT! Ahh, I feel better now :dozey:

I mean holy shit, Gwyneth has actually been in bed with Chris. HOLY SHIT! :bomb: Chris is just WAY too good for her, omg :(

I agree! :dozey:

Baah, I get all teary eyed and shit when I think about Chris, and the thought that I can never ever have him. I´m so freaking emotional :dozey: But srsly Gwyneth is the luckiest girl on the whole freaking planet.. :( I don´t think she knows that.

HAve you noticed that when Chris sings, he usually has one of his hands down by his crotch?:laugh3: He does it on purpose, I just know it :whip:

Amen. :sneaky: