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Sweet... I started the cat trend! :D

Part 6 to kittens... ------------------------------ Kittens [Part 6] Kitten is still running off towards the Bakery as Guy, Will, Jonny and Chris are hanging up posters around town trying to get help finding Kitty... Chris (putting poster up): So Guy... Guy: So Chris... Chris: What do you think of Kitty? Guy: Its a nice Kat. Will; It's 'cat'. Guy: Oh sorry this script spelt it wrong. Jonny: What? Guy: Never mind. Will: Chris, why don't we spread ou a 'lil more I mean, we've been putting these on the same wall for the past 45 minutes. Chris: Well Will, this is the longest wall I've ever seen. Will: Ok then... Suddenly Chris falls to the ground being tripped by something... Chris: Ouch, what the fu-. Jonny: Chris... Chris : Omg... Will give me two damn inches of room! Will (scoots over): Sorry chris. Guy: I'm bored... Chris: He probally can't stand not watching iCarly until Saturday... Jonny: It must be the sassy teen chick-ness getting to his head, Guy: Hey... you can't fight the power of iCarly. Will: And where'de the power of Guy go? Chris: Yes Guy, where did the power of Guy go? Jonny: Somewhere inside an insane TV show staring maranda Cosgrove . Chris, Will, and Jonny laugh. Guy frowns... Chris: Sorry, we'll stop insulting you and iCarly. Will: making no promises but I'll try to hold it back. Jonny: Will... Will: Fine. Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy finish up posting up all the posters scattering them around in London... Chris: Let's head back to the bakery to see if anyone called Phil yet. Jonny: Phil? Chris: we left his cell phone number on the poster didn't we? Jonny: I don't know did we? Chris: yep. Will: He would probally be calling the bakery first thing. Back with Kitty... Kitty: Meow. Kitty sees the Bakery up ahead she's so close she just knows it... She walks up to the building waiting for someone to come out and let her in... She then hears voices coming from behind her outside of the building... voice 1: I feel like we've been walking for 9 hours. voice 2: Well don't give up now we're only about 10 feet away. voice: I didn't say I was giving up. Kitty then clearly recognized the voices. It was Will and Chris following them along was Jonny and Guy... Kitty: Meow! Meow! Meow! Chris: Guy shut up. Guy: I didn't say anything. Will: Whatever. Kitty Meoooowww! Jonny: Look it's a cat! Chris (looks over): Kitty! Kitty (jumping into Chris's arms): Meow! Chris: Oh Kitty I have missed you ever so much! Kitty: Meow! Jonny: Let's get her upsatirs quickly, who knows what could happen! Will: Yeah the last thing we want happening is Chris swining her around and throwing her into her tragic end... Kitty: ... Chris: Let's just get you upstairs! The boys and Kitty walk upsatirs into the Bakery... Unknown: Bursting through bakery door): No one move! ---------------------------------------- Dun..dun..dun...

AHA! Cat out of the bag :D

yep, lol :D Although no one else would have been to gret being a physco jealous person In the first couple chapters I was trying to think everything through... And then when your done reading it all makes sense and all... The confusion in the beginning clears up in the end...

Oh yeah, that story was in the making when I was coming in coldplaying I just read it Why did it have to be guy? Why couldn't it have been uhmmm... someone else? :bigcry: It was a great story :D

Yeah Everyone luvs Chris and Jonny :D

bahh... bedtimes... What I do is set an alarm on my iPod 20 minutes before I need to wake up and then at the time i need to wake up It usually does me good :D

And here is part 5 of... --------------------------------------- Kittens [Part 5] Where we left off at the bakery... Guy: Fine, I'll stop watching iCarly until Saturday... Will: Ok now we have to wait for Chris to get here. Jonny: Chris LOVES that cat. Guy: While I was reading a magazine this morning it had a picture of him holding kitty. Will: You read magazines now too? Jonny: Watches iCarly...Reads girls magazines... Guy: Shut up! You people will NEVER understand! Jonny: Your gay? Guy: What I didn't say I was gay! And your the one to ask me, with you and Chris kissing in public! Chris (bursting through the door) and Jonny: Hey! Chris: Kitty is missing! Guy: You lost her? Chris: I went to bed and when I woke she was gone! Will: Hold on I need to think of something to say... Guy: She's been stolen! Jonny: But by who? Chris: We must figure out who has done this to my Kitty! Will: Hold on I have something to say! 2 minutes later... Jonny, Chris, Guy: What? Will: Didn't the same thing happen to your fish? Chris: But I'm sure something happened to Kitty this time! Forget what happened to Lamp! Guy: I still can't beleive you named your fish Lamp... Chris: I made posters on the way here! Chris holds a stack of paper with bolded words at the top saying 'Kitty gone Missing' with a picture of Kitty below and a contact number which said 555-555. Chris: Come on we have to post them as soon as we can! Jonny: Ok, come on guys lets go! Guy: Dont you mean Guy and Will? Jonny: Guy this important! We have to leave now! Guy: Fine... Jonny, Guy and Will ran out following Chris... back with the Kitty and Unknown... Kitty has been brought to an abandoned Wear house in a suburban area, not a safe place to hang around... Kitty: Meow... Uknown (putting Kitty on leash): Alright here we are... Gangster 1: 'ey it's da cat dat scwatched up ma face! Gangster: Come on man, let's get 'er! The gangsters walk over to Unknown and start a huge fight which is going extremley harshly... Unknown trips on his dead leg that Gangster 1 had gave him and then Gangster 2 gave him a dead leg on the other leg... Unknown falls to the ground in pain! Kitty runs as fast as she can towards the bakery ecsaping from trouble... or is she just about to make a big mistake?... Unknown: Kitty no! Don't leave! Kitty (running): Meow! And To be continued....

So here is... the next part to... KITTENS ---------------------------------- Kittens [Part 4] All 4 of the members are in the Bakery still... Chris: Alright I think we can end rehersal for the day. Guy: Did we even reherse? Will: As far as Phil knows we rehersed. Jonny: So Guy... Did you hear about the new iCarly coming up? Guy: Of course I did! I can't wait 'till saturday! Chris: Good because thats the day we head off to America. Will: It's Amarica. Jonny: No it's not! It's America! Guy: It's the same damn thing! There is a long silence... The guys pack up and as Chris gets ready he picks up Kitty and brings her with him... The guys get on their way home... Chris arrives at the martin Household and he releases Kitty on to the floor... Moses and Apple (leaping into chris's arms): Daddy! We missed you! Chris: Hey you two! Apple: Daddy when did we get a cat? Chris looks back at the clock... Chris: About 45 seconds ago, maybe less. Moses: What's her name? Chris: Kitty. Apple: What? Chris: I named her Kitty. Apple: Okay... Chris: It's way past your bedtime, let's get you guys to bed. Apple and Moses: Ok... Chris walks into their room, tucks them in and leaves the room... Kitty: Meow. Chris: Wow this is boring. I need some juice. On second thought I don't want juice anymore. I'm going to sleep. Chris walks into the living room and falls asleep... on a really soft and fluffy couch... Unknown (from outside house): I'm going! Remember the plan. Unknown walks into the house quietly and slowly making sure he was completley silent... Unknown (to kitty, silently): Come here, come here 'lil Kitty. Unknown holds out a bag luring Kitty into it. He ties the bag closed leaving a tiny hole even too small for a Kitty to get through. Kitty whines and whimpers in the cloth bag... Unknown: Alright, let's get out of here! Unknown leaves the household with his new 'Kitty"...The next morning Chris is just awakening... Chris (yawning): Oh god! I have to get going! Kitty! Kitty we need to leave! I need juice again... Chris looks desperitley all over the house despiretly looking for Kitty. No sign of her... Chris: Kitty! Where are you?!?! Chris flew out the Martin Household like a rabbit running from a really big and scary bear... Back at the Bakery... Jonny: Damnit Guy! Stop watching iCarly! And to be continued... ------------------------ Sorry if part 3 wasn't as good as expected... It had to be done quickly due to power out risks from large snow storms... And this one had to be cut a 'lil short... :laugh3:

Probbaly just Swinging her around in his arms and happened to let go of her :P

haha Im still laughing! :laugh3::lol::D:lol::laugh3:

Alright, here is part three to ----------------------------- Kittens [Part 3] It is a beautiful Sunday morning in the Bakery, the sun is shining and Kitty is laying on the floor asleep. Jonny and Guy charge in getting ready for rehersal... Jonny: I BEAT YOUU! Guy glares at Jonny... Guy: No you didn't... Jonny: Whatever... :shifty: Kitty: Meow. Chris comes into the bakery and picks up the New York Times as he walked in... Chris (laughing): I love kittehs... Kitty (Yawning): Meooowww. Chris: Oh and what have you been doing all night? Have you... Chris walks on into the other ide of the room and starts to laugh... Chris: Taken apart Will's 1000 piece puzzle? Kitty: Meowww... Guy: I'm getting to like this cat. Jonny: Yeah, I never liked cats that much before. Guy: Yeah last time I had a cat it scratched the back of my car seat and made a huge hole that went all the ways through. Will comes in and freezes... Will: Who...touched it... Guy: What if I touched it...? Will gives a glare at Guy... Guy: Well I didn't. Kitty: Meow. Will: Oh well, I don't care. Chris: Ok thats good... Guy: Chris did you do it? Chris: Maybe... Will loks back at Chris and Chris instantly runs down stairs along with Kitty...Guy, Will, and Jonny laugh... Jonny and Guy start playing a couple notes from there heads to get their minds moving along, after all it was 9am... Doorbell: Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Doong Guy: We have a doorbell? Guy walked over to the door and opened it up... Gangster 1: Give us our cat! Guy: What?!?! Gangster 2: If you don't give us our cat we smash jew small man! Guy: B-but we don't have your cat! It can't be your cat! Chris comes in with kitty and throws her at the Gangster, accidently... Chris: Kitty! Nooooooooooooooooo! Will comes to the gangters and beats the crap out of them with a bat... Gangster 1: Bobby! Run for it! As Kitty is scratching up Gangster 1's face. Gangster 2 crawls away from Will... Gangster 1: I'm trying! Gangster 1 and 2 run/crawl for the hell of their lives as Kitty and Will come back into the bakery, scratchless... Chris: Kitty! I knew you would make it! (Hugs kitty, dramatically) Will (sarcasticly): Anytime guys... Guy: I got a new DVD! Will: You got iCarly season 1?!?! Jonny: How did you know? Will: It's Guy what do you expect? Kitty: Meow. Chris: Guy! Your adicted to iCarly! Kitty: Meoowww... Chris: Did you guys know my birthday is tommorow? Guy: Of course, after all we definetley didn't forget last year. Chris: You better not have forgotten what happened last year! Jonny: I told you Chris had allergies to cinnamon! Guy: No you didn't! Jonny: Well if I knew I would have told you! Chris: Just don't let Guy make the cake this year! Will: Yeah... Chris: Please don't let me think of that... I'm suprised I'm almost at 32 with you guys around! ------------------------------------- Alright...there's part 3... Part 4 shall be posted tommorow...

Haha! Pay back comes Satriani :]

I guess my kitten stories are doing better than I expected I mean, I was doing them as I thought of them lol :laugh3:

lol hilarious! :laugh3: :lol:

Awww Chris looks so young and will looks a lot younger! :laugh3::lol::P

Welcome to Coldplaying Hope the site treats you well :D

Ok...here is the next part to Kittens... Kittens [Part 2] All the guys are at the bakery still hanging out with Kitty... Guy: I'm going to watch some TV while I can. Will: Right behind ya'. Chris: Ok Kitty, we got you food, milk, and a bed kind of thing... Jonny: I'm going to watch TV with the guys... Chris: I'll be over in a sec. Kitty: Meeeooow. Chris: Your such a cute Kitty... Chris is stroking Kitty as he cradles her in his arms like a baby... Chris: Come on let's go watch some TV... Chris walks over to the couch and sits on the couch still cradling Kitty... Will: Uhhmmm...Guy, why are we watching... this? Guy: It's iCarly! Jonny: Why are we watching iCarly? Chris: Awww I love Maranda Cosgrove! She's such a cute girl. Guy: Chris, you think everything is cute! Jonny and will can't help but let out a small laugh... Chris: Oh we live in a beautiful world... Jonny: All right, I'm going home for the night... Chris: Bye Jonny, I'll see you tommorow for rehersal. Jonny leaves as Kitty strides across the couch to Guy... Will: Guy...someone likes you... Kitty: Meooow. Guy: Shish Will! Will: Oh well, I'm leaving anyways. Guy: I'll see you at rehersal tommorow! Will leaves as Guy and chris stay planted on the couch with Kitty... Guy: Now that iCarly is over there's nothing on! Chris: Want to see if that interview we did today aired yet? Guy: No thanks I think I'm going to get going. Chris: Yeah I'm gonna get going too. Kitty: Meowwww. Guy: Are you going to leave her here? Chris: She can handle herself for one night. Guy: I guese, she does have all her needs here. Chris: Alright let's go. Chris and Guy leave the Bakery leaving Kitty on her own. Kitty knew she would be fine. She was grateful for the home they had given her... -------------------------------------------- Yay! Part 2 is finished... May not be as good as part 1 but part three will surely be better Part three shall be a posted by tommorow

I loved the story :thumbsup: It was a great idea to add yourself in

These stories are great *pulls out stamps of approval* I look at this thread every two minutes to see ifanyone posts anything new lol :D

751: Dress up like Chris and say "I'm 32! Its my birthday!" [Exclusively for March 2nd...]

OH! OOHHH! I-i gotta write one! OK..ok...ok...&*catching breath* --------------------------------------------------- Kittens [part 1] ITs beautiful saturday night...not a cloud upon the starry sky. Chris, Jonny, Guy, and Will are heading back to the bakery, driving in a slim silver car. Chris is driving...Jonny is in the front next to Chris and Will n' Guy are in the back... Chris: That interview was great guys, we were all together and In a good mood, just people like to see. Jonny: Yeah, it was great. Guy: I think it was the best interview in Coldplay history. There is a silence... Chris: Have you guys seen that new movie thats in theatres? Guy: Excuse me but there is only 1 guy here! Will: Are you saying that I am a girl? Guy: No your just not the guy! I'm the guy! Jonny: The Guy? Guy: Yes! I'm the Guy! Chris: Jonny do you see that in the road...it's not moving out of the way... Jonny and 'the' Guy: Chris stop! Stop the car! Brakes! Chris makes a stop immediatly just inches from hitting the unknown creature...Chris, Jonny, Guy and Will jump out of the car to see what they had come close to hitting... Will: What the hell could that...be? Chris walks over to the creature and dared to pick it up... Chris: Omg! Its sooo CUTE! Look at her! Isn't she cute? Chris picks the kitten up and faces it towards Guy,Will, and Jonny... Will,Guy,Jonny: Uhmm...yeah sure... Chris: Oh come on... you gu- I mean you...people know shes cute... Jonny: You don't know where she has been or if it has rabies or a flesh eating virus or something! Guy: What if it's gay? Chris: You peoples are being crazy, it's not gay and it certainly does not have a flesh eating virus! Will: What are we going to name her? Jonny: Chris, why don't you name her, your getting to like her. Chris: Hmmm... let's call her...Kitty! Guy: That seems to suit her. Chris: Ok Kitty, lets take you to the Bakery... Kitty: Meow. They all hopped back into the car and Kitty came into the back and sat on Will ... Kitty: Meow... Guy: Will...someone likes you... Will: ...shut up Guy... The boys and Kitty have arrived at the bakery and are just coming into the main room... Kitty: Meow. Chris (to Kitty): Now we are going to find you a bed and some food and something to drink, ok? Jonny: I'll get cat food Jonny walks straight out the door and comes right back in... With cat food of course... Chris: Where'd you get that bag of c- Jonny: It's Phil's but he never had a cat... Guy: Then why would he have cat food? Jonny: I 'dunno, ---------------------------------------------------

754 Fill the elavator with water then put in some fishies and swim around

Tub full of eels? 6 hours... uhmmm... No way! :D

lol :D Your picture is so big that my pc cant load it in less than an hour :P