coldplay.obsessed

Ohh my Aunt lives in New York, New York :P

I think we all need to get a life.

In Ontario it's like South East.

I FINK WE AW NEED FOO HET A WIFE

Yeah really! I don't think we have VS here though, they sell some of their stuff in La Senza though.

Victoria Secret perfume smells really good :wacky:

:( Crest All right goodnight :hug: Don't post it without me either tomorrow.

We need to plan one out:nice: Seriously this just proves what great fans we are almost a 100 pages. A lot of the other Coldplay Live thread are hardly 50.

yes :wacky: ^ or that

Sheep- those devils are quite dangerous things, take for example Jonny Buckland case: He almost got killed by one! Heaven knows why there would even be a sheep out side an English Rockstars house though. Perhaps, they thought he was one of them when they saw his beard, or maybe they were hypnotized by the beautiful sounds his guitar makes. There's only one man in this universe who speaks sheep and knows the true reason, but his name shall not be revealed. Either way they showed up at Chris' house before him, like they wanted some cake too! After walking over the river on rocks like hot coals he found him self face to face with the head honcho of sheep. It was a man in his 30's wearing a hat, with a beard and a beautiful smile... oh wait he was just staring at the water and looking at his own reflection, he looked up and said "Hi there mate!". Suddenly another sheep, one who might have had that status came up towards Jonny and his relection. And said "baaaaaaaa" which means something like "I want to want to eat your hat" or " Your nose is too big", either one is right. and Jonny said "Baaaaaaaa" back, which obviously means "I have no idea what I'm saying!" For some reason little sheep started crying, must've been the fact that they couldn't understand each other real well, Jonny patted it on it's fluffy back, and said "Look down there" pointing at the water, so they sat in silence looking at the water. A fly was buzzing around Jonny's head and he frantically started flailing his arms around, he also just realized he was late which made him hysterical. "I made a promise" he thought to himself "I must get there in time!" so he started running, running just like Chris in the Fix You video, but the sheep didn't want him going, so they surrounded him, millions and millions of white fluffy clouds arround Jonny baaaaing. They also thought he was trying to hit them when he was swatting the fly, so they had all played the drums with his torso and their painful hooves. Oh poor Jonny. Meanwhile Chris was starting to get worried, the cake was in the oven- baking, "Where is that Jonny-boy? He promised to be here 42 seconds ago" he wondered. Then he went looking for him, he checked everywhere, his closet, under the bed, the pantry and he just couldnt find him! Chris started talking to himself "Calm down Chris, he's late, so what? maybe he stopped at the Bakery?Yeah that's it! He probably decided to bring Guy with him. I should just start making the frosting . Chris got down and his hands and knees and opened up the cupboard, he realized he was out of icing. But he had some ice cream left...He left the recipe in the his LA house, and he didn't exatly remember what he was supposed to do next, he opened the oven took out the cake and started spreading the ice cream on it, when he covered it all he just shoved it back in the oven and turned on the timer. "That should do it" he thought. He decided he had enough time while it was baking to go see if Jonny was coming. He started running around London calling for Jonny, lots of people were giving him weird looks some though he was mentally ill, but then someone said "Oh yeah that's Chris Martin of coldplay, don't be surprised, he's kind of a wacko" He didn't care, all he needed was to find Jonny, all sorts of ideas were running through his head like climbing up the Big Ben so he can see the whole city, but he decided not to, after all if he got hurt that would upset his dear friend. So he decided to climb the Eiffel Tower instead, even though it's in France. But hey, we told you he was weird! He stopped on the way to the tower to eat some french chocolate to get the energy and started climbing to the top of one of the most beautiful towers in the world...Gerry the Giraffe. "Oh, I thought you were the Eiffel Tower, sorry" He slid back down his neck. Then he met a man who's name was Carl Delacroix and he was one of the greatgrandsons of Eugene Delacroix and he owned a giant trampoline so Chris said "Hey help a brother out I put your greatgrandfather's painting on my CD cover, so I need to borrow your trampoline to get to the top of the tower" He said "OOGA BOOGA" which really wasn't any help to Chris so he kept walking. He kept walking until he found himself at a giaant trampoline store. He was so fascinated by the size of the trampolines he decided to stay in there for a while and "test" them.Then he realized he hadn't been a rebel in a while so he stole one. Then about 10 minutes of carrying a trampoline he realized he had a trampline and could use it to get to the top of a tower. He was about to jump but suddenly remember that he's scared of heights. he decided to go back to his place and jump from underwater, where it was less high and he's be closer to the ground. So he ran back home as soon as he reached his house door, he heard some sheep sounds and Jonny voice "GET OFF ME NO NO WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING I DON'T WANNA DO IT!!!AND WHERE THE HELL IS CHRISTOPHER I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING!!!!"baaaaaaaa" "baaaaaaaaaaa" went their taunts, which were alot more frightening because he didn't understand them. "Lov...erm..Jonny?" He yelled frantically in the direction of all the commotion. "Hon...Chris YES YES help!!! These crazy sheeps are attacking me!!! And since when do you have pets in your backyard anyways??!" well....OH MY GOD DO YOU SMELL THAT?!?!? JONNY, ARE YOU ON FIRE..well actuall...OH MY GOD!!! I should've listened to Gwenie when she told me these animals are ignorant! I'LL SAVE YOU JONNY!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!BAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (which means get off him or look there's a sexy ram in the backyard next door) but either way it made the sheeps leave Jonny alone and run outside. Chris grabbed Jonny in a big bear hug and didn't let go for a very long time. Then he remembered what he had smelled and ran into the house, huffing and puffing. He heard the fire alarm so he ran in the house as fast as he could, good thing Gwenie, Apple and Moses were in NY and no one else was in the house, right when he was about to open the door, it started to rain and the stopped the fire. Jonny ordered a pizza and Chris vowed never to bake again. Then they took a long barefoot walk on the beach they sat down and Chris said "Don't you ever scare me like that ever again, you hear me?" Jonny looked down and said shyly"Yes mom". So they just sat there on the wet sand and smelling the rain which has just ended and the sky finally started clearing. "I love rain" said Chris "Maybe I should right a song about it (where did you think Rainy Day come from folks? "I love it when you come 'round to my house, eh?")". "Me too" Jonny replied and pointed to the sky"Look how beautiful the sky is" so they spent the evening looking at the pretty clouds and the sunset and lived happily ever after. FIN Forgive me for making this too big, just testing it out.

Lol that wasn't a title suggestion :lol:

Oh wtf happened :P

Sheep- those devils are quite dangerous things, take for example Jonny Buckland case: He almost got killed by one! Heaven knows why there would even be a sheep out side an English Rockstars house though. Perhaps, they thought he was one of them when they saw his beard, or maybe they were hypnotized by the beautiful sounds his guitar makes. There's only one man in this universe who speaks sheep and knows the true reason, but his name shall not be revealed. Either way they showed up at Chris' house before him, like they wanted some cake too! After walking over the river on rocks like hot coals he found him self face to face with the head honcho of sheep. It was a man in his 30's wearing a hat, with a beard and a beautiful smile... oh wait he was just staring at the water and looking at his own reflection, he looked up and said "Hi there mate!". Suddenly another sheep, one who might have had that status came up towards Jonny and his relection. And said "baaaaaaaa" which means something like "I want to want to eat your hat" or " Your nose is too big", either one is right. and Jonny said "Baaaaaaaa" back, which obviously means "I have no idea what I'm saying!" For some reason little sheep started crying, must've been the fact that they couldn't understand each other real well, Jonny patted it on it's fluffy back, and said "Look down there" pointing at the water, so they sat in silence looking at the water. A fly was buzzing around Jonny's head and he frantically started flailing his arms around, he also just realized he was late which made him hysterical. "I made a promise" he thought to himself "I must get there in time!" so he started running, running just like Chris in the Fix You video, but the sheep didn't want him going, so they surrounded him, millions and millions of white fluffy clouds arround Jonny baaaaing. They also thought he was trying to hit them when he was swatting the fly, so they had all played the drums with his torso and their painful hooves. Oh poor Jonny. Meanwhile Chris was starting to get worried, the cake was in the oven- baking, "Where is that Jonny-boy? He promised to be here 42 seconds ago" he wondered. Then he went looking for him, he checked everywhere, his closet, under the bed, the pantry and he just couldnt find him! Chris started talking to himself "Calm down Chris, he's late, so what? maybe he stopped at the Bakery?Yeah that's it! He probably decided to bring Guy with him. I should just start making the frosting . Chris got down and his hands and knees and opened up the cupboard, he realized he was out of icing. But he had some ice cream left...He left the recipe in the his LA house, and he didn't exatly remember what he was supposed to do next, he opened the oven took out the cake and started spreading the ice cream on it, when he covered it all he just shoved it back in the oven and turned on the timer. "That should do it" he thought. He decided he had enough time while it was baking to go see if Jonny was coming. He started running around London calling for Jonny, lots of people were giving him weird looks some though he was mentally ill, but then someone said "Oh yeah that's Chris Martin of coldplay, don't be surprised, he's kind of a wacko" He didn't care, all he needed was to find Jonny, all sorts of ideas were running through his head like climbing up the Big Ben so he can see the whole city, but he decided not to, after all if he got hurt that would upset his dear friend. So he decided to climb the Eiffel Tower instead, even though it's in France. But hey, we told you he was weird! He stopped on the way to the tower to eat some french chocolate to get the energy and started climbing to the top of one of the most beautiful towers in the world...Gerry the Giraffe. "Oh, I thought you were the Eiffel Tower, sorry" He slid back down his neck. Then he met a man who's name was Carl Delacroix and he was one of the greatgrandsons of Eugene Delacroix and he owned a giant trampoline so Chris said "Hey help a brother out I put your greatgrandfather's painting on my CD cover, so I need to borrow your trampoline to get to the top of the tower" He said "OOGA BOOGA" which really wasn't any help to Chris so he kept walking. He kept walking until he found himself at a giaant trampoline store. He was so fascinated by the size of the trampolines he decided to stay in there for a while and "test" them.Then he realized he hadn't been a rebel in a while so he stole one. Then about 10 minutes of carrying a trampoline he realized he had a trampline and could use it to get to the top of a tower. He was about to jump but suddenly remember that he's scared of heights. he decided to go back to his place and jump from underwater, where it was less high and he's be closer to the ground. So he ran back home as soon as he reached his house door, he heard some sheep sounds and Jonny voice "GET OFF ME NO NO WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING I DON'T WANNA DO IT!!!AND WHERE THE HELL IS CHRISTOPHER I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING!!!!"baaaaaaaa" "baaaaaaaaaaa" went their taunts, which were alot more frightening because he didn't understand them. "Lov...erm..Jonny?" He yelled frantically in the direction of all the commotion. "Hon...Chris YES YES help!!! These crazy sheeps are attacking me!!! And since when do you have pets in your backyard anyways??!" well....OH MY GOD DO YOU SMELL THAT?!?!? JONNY, ARE YOU ON FIRE..well actuall...OH MY GOD!!! I should've listened to Gwenie when she told me these animals are ignorant! I'LL SAVE YOU JONNY!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!BAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (which means get off him or look there's a sexy ram in the backyard next door) but either way it made the sheeps leave Jonny alone and run outside. Chris grabbed Jonny in a big bear hug and didn't let go for a very long time. Then he remembered what he had smelled and ran into the house, huffing and puffing. He heard the fire alarm so he ran in the house as fast as he could, good thing Gwenie, Apple and Moses were in NY and no one else was in the house, right when he was about to open the door, it started to rain and the stopped the fire. Jonny ordered a pizza and Chris vowed never to bake again. Then they took a long barefoot walk on the beach they sat down and Chris said "Don't you ever scare me like that ever again, you hear me?" Jonny looked down and said shyly"Yes mom". So they just sat there on the wet sand and smelling the rain which has just ended and the sky finally started clearing. "I love rain" said Chris "Maybe I should right a song about it (where did you think Rainy Day come from folks? "I love it when you come 'round to my house, eh?")". "Me too" Jonny replied and pointed to the sky"Look how beautiful the sky is" so they spent the evening looking at the pretty clouds and the sunset and lived happily ever after. FIN

Okay I'll do two version you tell me which one is better. Yeah the title will do :D

Sure should we space it out, cause people find it hard to read:P Between the paragraphs at least. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh WE NEED A TITLE!

Sheep- those devils are quite dangerous things, take for example Jonny Buckland case: He almost got killed by one! Heaven knows why there would even be a sheep out side an English Rockstars house though. Perhaps, they thought he was one of them when they saw his beard, or maybe they were hypnotized by the beautiful sounds his guitar makes. There's only one man in this universe who speaks sheep and knows the true reason, but his name shall not be revealed. Either way they showed up at Chris' house before him, like they wanted some cake too! After walking over the river on rocks like hot coals he found him self face to face with the head honcho of sheep. It was a man in his 30's wearing a hat, with a beard and a beautiful smile... oh wait he was just staring at the water and looking at his own reflection, he looked up and said "Hi there mate!". Suddenly another sheep, one who might have had that status came up towards Jonny and his relection. And said "baaaaaaaa" which means something like "I want to want to eat your hat" or " Your nose is too big", either one is right. and Jonny said "Baaaaaaaa" back, which obviously means "I have no idea what I'm saying!" For some reason little sheep started crying, must've been the fact that they couldn't understand each other real well, Jonny patted it on it's fluffy back, and said "Look down there" pointing at the water, so they sat in silence looking at the water. A fly was buzzing around Jonny's head and he frantically started flailing his arms around, he also just realized he was late which made him hysterical. "I made a promise" he thought to himself "I must get there in time!" so he started running, running just like Chris in the Fix You video, but the sheep didn't want him going, so they surrounded him, millions and millions of white fluffy clouds arround Jonny baaaaing. They also thought he was trying to hit them when he was swatting the fly, so they had all played the drums with his torso and their painful hooves. Oh poor Jonny. Meanwhile Chris was starting to get worried, the cake was in the oven-baking, "Where is that Jonny-boy? He promised to be here 42 seconds ago" he wondered. Then he went looking for him, he checked everywhere, his closet, under the bed, the pantry and he just couldnt find him! Chris started talking to himself "Calm down Chris, he's late, so what? maybe he stopped at the Bakery?Yeah that's it! He probably decided to bring Guy with him. I should just start making the frosting . Chris got down and his hands and knees and opened up the cupboard, he realized he was out of icing. But he had some ice cream left...He left the recipe in the his LA house, and he didn't exatly remember what he was supposed to do next, he opened the oven took out the cake and started spreading the ice cream on it, when he covered it all he just shoved it back in the oven and turned on the timer. "That should do it" he thought. He decided he had enough time while it was baking to go see if Jonny was coming. He started running around London calling for Jonny, lots of people were giving him weird looks some though he was mentally ill, but then someone said "Oh yeah that's Chris Martin of coldplay, don't be surprised, he's kind of a wacko" He didn't care, all he needed was to find Jonny, all sorts of ideas were running through his head like climbing up the Big Ben so he can see the whole city, but he decided not to, after all if he got hurt that would upset his dear friend. So he decided to climb the Eiffel Tower instead, even though it's in France. But hey, we told you he was weird! He stopped on the way to the tower to eat some french chocolate to get the energy and started climbing to the top of one of the most beautiful towers in the world...Gerry the Giraffe. "Oh, I thought you were the Eiffel Tower, sorry" He slid back down his neck. Then he met a man who's name was Carl Delacroix and he was one of the greatgrandsons of Eugene Delacroix and he owned a giant trampoline so Chris said "Hey help a brother out I put your greatgrandfather's painting on my CD cover, so I need to borrow your trampoline to get to the top of the tower" He said "OOGA BOOGA" which really wasn't any help to Chris so he kept walking. He kept walking until he found himself at a giaant trampoline store. He was so fascinated by the size of the trampolines he decided to stay in there for a while and "test" them.Then he realized he hadn't been a rebel in a while so he stole one. Then about 10 minutes of carrying a trampoline he realized he had a trampline and could use it to get to the top of a tower. He was about to jump but suddenly remember that he's scared of heights. he decided to go back to his place and jump from underwater, where it was less high and he's be closer to the ground. So he ran back home as soon as he reached his house door, he heard some sheep sounds and Jonny voice "GET OFF ME NO NO WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING I DON'T WANNA DO IT!!!AND WHERE THE HELL IS CHRISTOPHER I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING!!!!"baaaaaaaa" "baaaaaaaaaaa" went their taunts, which were alot more frightening because he didn't understand them. "Lov...erm..Jonny?" He yelled frantically in the direction of all the commotion. "Hon...Chris YES YES help!!! These crazy sheeps are attacking me!!! And since when do you have pets in your backyard anyways??!" well....OH MY GOD DO YOU SMELL THAT?!?!? JONNY, ARE YOU ON FIRE..well actuall...OH MY GOD!!! I should've listened to Gwenie when she told me these animals are ignorant! I'LL SAVE YOU JONNY!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!BAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (which means get off him or look there's a sexy ram in the backyard next door) but either way it made the sheeps leave Jonny alone and run outside. Chris grabbed Jonny in a big bear hug and didn't let go for a very long time. Then he remembered what he had smelled and ran into the house, huffing and puffing. He heard the fire alarm so he ran in the house as fast as he could, good thing Gwenie, Apple and Moses were in NY and no one else was in the house, right when he was about to open the door, it started to rain and the stopped the fire. Jonny ordered a pizza and Chris vowed never to bake again. Then they took a long barefoot walk on the beach they sat down and Chris said "Don't you ever scare me like that ever again, you hear me?" Jonny looked down and said shyly"Yes mom". So they just sat there on the wet sand and smelling the rain which has just ended and the sky finally started clearing. "I love rain" said Chris "Maybe I should right a song about it (where did you think Rainy Day come from folks? "I love it when you come 'round to my house, eh?")". "Me too" Jonny replied and pointed to the sky"Look how beautiful the sky is" so they spent the evening looking at the pretty clouds and the sunset and lived happily ever after. FIN

Sheep- those devils are quite dangerous things, take for example Jonny Buckland case: He almost got killed by one! Heaven knows why there would even be a sheep out side an English Rockstars house though. Perhaps, they thought he was one of them when they saw his beard, or maybe they were hypnotized by the beautiful sounds his guitar makes. There's only one man in this universe who speaks sheep and knows the true reason, but his name shall not be revealed. Either way they showed up at Chris' house before him, like they wanted some cake too! After walking over the river on rocks like hot coals he found him self face to face with the head honcho of sheep. It was a man in his 30's wearing a hat, with a beard and a beautiful smile... oh wait he was just staring at the water and looking at his own reflection, he looked up and said "Hi there mate!". Suddenly another sheep, one who might have had that status came up towards Jonny and his relection. And said "baaaaaaaa" which means something like "I want to want to eat your hat" or " Your nose is too big", either one is right. and Jonny said "Baaaaaaaa" back, which obviously means "I have no idea what I'm saying!" For some reason little sheep started crying, must've been the fact that they couldn't understand each other real well, Jonny patted it on it's fluffy back, and said "Look down there" pointing at the water, so they sat in silence looking at the water. A fly was buzzing around Jonny's head and he frantically started flailing his arms around, he also just realized he was late which made him hysterical. "I made a promise" he thought to himself "I must get there in time!" so he started running, running just like Chris in the Fix You video, but the sheep didn't want him going, so they surrounded him, millions and millions of white fluffy clouds arround Jonny baaaaing. They also thought he was trying to hit them when he was swatting the fly, so they had all played the drums with his torso and their painful hooves. Oh poor Jonny. Meanwhile Chris was starting to get worried, the cake was in the oven-baking, "Where is that Jonny-boy? He promised to be here 42 seconds ago" he wondered. Then he went looking for him, he checked everywhere, his closet, under the bed, the pantry and he just couldnt find him! Chris started talking to himself "Calm down Chris, he's late, so what? maybe he stopped at the Bakery?Yeah that's it! He probably decided to bring Guy with him. I should just start making the frosting . Chris got down and his hands and knees and opened up the cupboard, he realized he was out of icing. But he had some ice cream left...He left the recipe in the his LA house, and he didn't exatly remember what he was supposed to do next, he opened the oven took out the cake and started spreading the ice cream on it, when he covered it all he just shoved it back in the oven and turned on the timer. "That should do it" he thought. He decided he had enough time while it was baking to go see if Jonny was coming. He started running around London calling for Jonny, lots of people were giving him weird looks some though he was mentally ill, but then someone said "Oh yeah that's Chris Martin of coldplay, don't be surprised, he's kind of a wacko" He didn't care, all he needed was to find Jonny, all sorts of ideas were running through his head like climbing up the Big Ben so he can see the whole city, but he decided not to, after all if he got hurt that would upset his dear friend. So he decided to climb the Eiffel Tower instead, even though it's in France. But hey, we told you he was weird! He stopped on the way to the tower to eat some french chocolate to get the energy and started climbing to the top of one of the most beautiful towers in the world...Gerry the Giraffe. "Oh, I thought you were the Eiffel Tower, sorry" He slid back down his neck. Then he met a man who's name was Carl Delacroix and he was one of the greatgrandsons of Eugene Delacroix and he owned a giant trampoline so Chris said "Hey help a brother out I put your greatgrandfather's painting on my CD cover, so I need to borrow your trampoline to get to the top of the tower" He said "OOGA BOOGA" which really wasn't any help to Chris so he kept walking. He kept walking until he found himself at a giaant trampoline store. He was so fascinated by the size of the trampolines he decided to stay in there for a while and "test" them.Then he realized he hadn't been a rebel in a while so he stole one. Then about 10 minutes of carrying a trampoline he realized he had a trampline and could use it to get to the top of a tower. He was about to jump but suddenly remember that he's scared of heights. he decided to go back to his place and jump from underwater, where it was less high and he's be closer to the ground. So he ran back home as soon as he reached his house door, he heard some sheep sounds and Jonny voice "GET OFF ME NO NO WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING I DON'T WANNA DO IT!!!AND WHERE THE HELL IS CHRISTOPHER I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING!!!!"baaaaaaaa" "baaaaaaaaaaa" went their taunts, which were alot more frightening because he didn't understand them. "Lov...erm..Jonny?" He yelled frantically in the direction of all the commotion. "Hon...Chris YES YES help!!! These crazy sheeps are attacking me!!! And since when do you have pets in your backyard anyways??!" well....OH MY GOD DO YOU SMELL THAT?!?!? JONNY, ARE YOU ON FIRE..well actuall...OH MY GOD!!! I should've listened to Gwenie when she told me these animals are ignorant! I'LL SAVE YOU JONNY!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!BAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (which means get off him or look there's a sexy ram in the backyard next door) but either way it made the sheeps leave Jonny alone and run outside. Chris grabbed Jonny in a big bear hug and didn't let go for a very long time. Then he remembered what he had smelled and ran into the house, huffing and puffing. He heard the fire alarm so he ran in the house as fast as he could, good thing Gwenie, Apple and Moses were in NY and no one else was in the house, right when he was about to open the door, it started to rain and the stopped the fire.

Ok I'm here, I'll write my sentence now.

Night Stephan!

They say the devil's water it ain't so sweet you don't have to drink right now but you can deep your feet every once in a little while.... ^lol ok

@ Josh: Awwwww :wacky: The kid clearly doesn't like you though.:P

@ Josh: Ummm I'm gonna go look on your profile:P @ Ivit: Even though I don't like rap, I think Eminem is the best.

me too.It's gonna rain tomorrow I think.

Lol Dee I don't have it. Josh what picture was it? Post it :P When you walked through the door It was clear to me You're the one they adore, who they came to see You're...rock star Baby eveybody wants you Player who can really blame you We're the ones who made you :shame:

OH NO HE'S BACK!:escaping: