Coldplay

This thread makes no sense at all. And we haven't sold a jukebox condom in weeks. First person who lurks in this thread randomly and says 'O HAI THAR' gets a coupon for a FREE jukebox condom!

You got me into this whole mess just because I wanted to see Maffoo. :sad: EDIT: Bye Marie!

What happens in the jukebox condom shop, stays in the jukebox condom shop. Killing unfaithful people with panda avatars.

Of course. Wanna join my army? I'm gonna make sure her boyfriend gets punished too :wideeyed: :whip: :wacky:

Ewwwwww Kels nooooo I have a very visual mind GAHAHAHHHHH

Not helping sweetie :lips: We'll save that for when Crests comes in.

^^ Am I missing out on some sort of inside joke or have you guys just had a little too much tequila? ^ Oh, you'd do that for me?

Marie, do I have to draw a map for you? I didn't do anything with her! I didn't want to do anything with her! ..well.. :wideeyed: Where was I at? Oh yeah. She's your wife. She loves you. She doesn't love me. If we were together it would mean nothing, but look at you two! You are perfect for each other! You even named your own kids and you've only been married for such a short time. She is willing to beg on her knees for forgiveness just so you can have a glance at her. Don't do something you're gonna regret. Please. Now, I'm off to kill my whore of a wife. Tanks. :wacko:

That is random. :wacko:

k YEAH Just like your wife, doesn't care about you anymore, doesn't love you anymore, you catch her banging some Danish dude 37 times in a row and she tells you she's sorry...but in her eyes you can see that it's all a lie and you've just become a useless human being to her...:bigcry: :bigcry: HOLD MEEE

I DIDN'T HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH CARLA!

B...but I never had an affair with her! No! You don't have to do this! I'm married to Crest and she's probably right now getting it on with Jona....DAMMITTTT! *joins the un-wanted club* :bigcry:

YEAH EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW HO DON'T BLAME ME SHE'S TOO HARD TO RESIST YOU UNDERSTAND YOU MARRIED HER URGHHH WHY ARE WOMEN SO SHALLOW :snobby:

Want to see said drunken tweet Ner!!!! :heart:

Ekmi

Yeah? YOU'RE NOT WANTED ANYMORE

I lol'd.

'mom? is that you?'

'i'm gonna go scratch my bosoap so it's nice and smooth (: later fags, thanks for the amusement' I kinda like this troll.

It's for the mixtape exchange, the point is to send it to the person with the song title and artist erased, so it's supposed to be a secret.

DON'T EVEN MENTION MEW YOU FUCKERS :sad: ^ I keep getting that one :P

yes, yes we should.

bi crests :wacko:

:snobby:

Okay that one was almost funny. Almost.